I was watching the MMA last night, and it got me thinking. Thinking that I need to learn martial arts again. Tracking down my father to a bare-chested bull-wrestling competition, I asked him over a lunch that he had murdered with his own bare hands how I could be manly and string like him, while he drank pure rattlesnake poison from the skull of a dead unicorn. That was several hours ago. He’s still laughing.
In Other News: Killer Instinct goes to 11 on Spinal, The Witness sure is pretty, Team 17 breaks out of prison and Diddy Kong is going to smash some heads.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy watching the crap hit the fan today.
Killer Instinct gets new tweaks, Spinal Balancing and more
Octodad: Deadliest Catch fishing for an April release on PS4
Team 17 to publish Prison Break game The Escapists
Microsoft regrets passing on PS4 exclusive Rime
I dont think I’ll mind getting lost in The Witness
Diddy Kong confirmed for Smash Bros 4
Jane Jensen’s Moebius is arriving April 15
Xbox 360 ultimate games sale day four
These are the 30 most wanted upcoming games in Japan
Denial leads to failure in game development, but brutal honesty can keep a project on track
Here’s something that you don’t usually see at Japanese console gaming launches
The art of the future, the art of the past
What’s on at The Movies
Transformers: Age of Extinction won’t be a kids movie
Patrick Hughes to direct a remake of The Raid
Double up on your doubles with the new trailer for Enemy
Movies out today – Roman catastrophe, cops and Walt Disney
Director James Gunn talks Guardians of the Galaxy, poster and intro videos drop
Model: Tess Taylor Alrington
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