Well would you look at that, my first ever ION! *Sniff* I grew up so fast! I’ve survived a certain Kardashian game, Germany, and even Geoff’s ba… oh sorry, we’ve run out of time!
In Other News: The Wii U gets a boost thanks to Hyrule Warriors, Borderlands is free this weekend, A cactus proposes, and old Cliffy douses himself with a bucket of ice.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy discussing the effectiveness of kittens as soft, cuddly, claw-you-in-the-face pillows.
Hyrule Warriors spurs Wii U sales in Japan
Infamous, Sly Cooper developer Sucker Punch endures new wave of layoffs
Robin Williams’ Genie may be immortalized in World of Warcraft
2K Games Cheap, Borderlands 2 Free This Weekend
Yoshida: ‘I hope’ Tomb Raider will come to PS4
Little Big Planet 3 is getting a Thomas Was Alone costume pack
New Battlefield Hardline screenshots pump up the action (and alligators)
What’s on at The Movies
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY concept art shows off a scarier Groot
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul promote Emmys in short, BARELY LEGAL PAWN
Toodleloo dearies, it’s the trailer for MISS MEADOWS
WE REVIEW THE ROVER – GAUNT, GRITTY AND GRIPPING OUTBACK THRILLER
Discover how little you know about this trailer for Jason Reitman’s MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN
Model: Monique Demetriou Mills