So today I got some casting news on the new Fantastic Four movie. I like the cast, but they’re forgetting one important thing: Namely, hiring yours truly to play Doctor Doom. With a face that was made for radio, I was born for this role. I even have my own armour! Made of cardboard! Please don’t let it rain when I go audition, please don’t let it rain….RICHARDS!
In Other News: Put down some real cash on a Street Fighter match, Flappycraft, invasion of the Titans, Spelunk with Samus Aran and watch this Pathogen fly.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy brainstorming protest chants for our upcoming court case.
Nintendo wins 3DS/DSi processor patent lawsuit
Monaco breaks 500 000 sales on back of Humble Bundle inclusion
Street Fighter 4 partners with Virgin gaming to offer real money matches
How social slaying works in Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls
This Metroid mod for Spelunky is beyond surreal
Square Enix registers tardemark for Shinra Company
Titan Invasion announced for PS4, PS3 and Vita
Flappy Bird recreated in Minecraft
How does releasing games through Apple, Valve, Nintendo and Sony’s digital storefronts compare?
Six spare bullets: the small but vital intricacies of game design
People are finding new ways to get upset at Total War: Rome II
This isn’t a Bisohock Infinite screenshot, it’s cosplay
What’s on at The Movies
The genie is out of the bottle in this first trailer for Jinn
Top List Thursdays – Remakes that were good ideas
Meet your new Fantastic Four
Trailer Breakdown – Guardians of the Galaxy
Jai Courtney is Kyle Reese in Terminator: Genesis
Model: Nika Badenhorst
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