Something big is happening tonight. Something that rhymes with Graysmasion Pour. We think. As usual, we’ve ditched our online integrity to open up a betting pool for whatever it is that Sony has planned. So here are your odds: 2-1 says it’s a PS4. 5-1 on a PS Move 2.0, and 10-1 that it’s firmware. We;ve 20-1 odds that Kaz Hirai will actually frown for once, and if you’re brave enough, 100-1 that Peter Molyneux will appear with a game that is actually worth the originality points and doesn’t come with ridiculous promises. Line up line up! Taking all bets!
In Other News: 100 million people are still drawing something, get an Origin discount on the Battlefield, F Zero leaves the Wii U in the digital dust, when piracy became welcome, how to make Xenomorphs playable, the memes of the PS3 and Wesley Snipes versus Cowboy zombies.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy trying to convince Geoff to watch an old cartoon about a superhero who was essentially a massive penis metaphor.
Here Americans, have ten free dollars for PSN
The Room opens up for Andorid at the end of summer, a sequel this fall
Embracing piracy is one of the best decisions these developers ever made
Crackdown 2 dev announces Tribal Towers
F Zero arrives on Wii U at 60hz
Battlefield will dominate next-gen as Call of Duty hits its peak, guesses Pachter
Origin offering discounts on Battlefield 3 and DLC
Draw Something passes 100 million downloads
What’s on at The Movies
Guilty Pleasures – Constantine
Christian Bale is going to ascend Everest
Les Miserables arrives on Blu Ray and DVD March 27
Rumour – Mark Hammill and Carrie Fisher also returning for Star Wars Episode VII, story to focus on Solo Children
Live by the gun, die by the gun again and again in this Gallowwalkers trailer
Get your hands bloody with these new images for Olympus Has Fallen
Model: Sammy Braddy
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.