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Melissa Clarke

Guys, it’s been an honour. We’ve come to that part of the year where the Lazygamer crew will be taking a short break, and judging by the looks of my comrades, they might need it more than I do. Fret not, as there will be content running throughout our absence. But until the new year, I’m going to love and leave you wonderful folks. Time for all of us to go recharge those batteries.

In Other News: He’s got the whole world in his hands, Killzone multiplayer is now free, what a Steam machine looks like on the inside and Hearthstone delayed.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to pitch a Top Gear South Africa show that would star Stig Hofmeyer.


Hearthstone open beta delayed until January
Xbox Live sale discounts Castlevania games
Uemeu puts a world of creation in your hands
Killzone Shadow Fall free multiplayer trial confirmed for EU
Voice actor says he’s working on new Saints Row
Joe Danger Infinity taps into toy based nostalgia for iOS
Here’s what Steam machines look like on the inside
Non-profit resource launched in response to YouTube content ID claims


Press Play mixes childhood fears with soluble ink in Max: The Curse Of Brotherhood
A League of Legends dictionary, so you can know what the hell is going on
Dark Souls’ producer says PC version was rushed, problems “were expected”
Nintendo’s first electronic toy was very cool


Republique – Escape gameplay
Sniper Elite 3 – Tobruk gameplay trailer
Ryse: Son of Rome – Coliseum DLC trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Don’t mess with time in this first trailer for Welcome to Yesterday
The first Xbox One movie will be digging up ET the video game
This trailer for The Other Woman has the weirdest friends ever…and boobs!
Movies out this Holiday season
Jackie Chan is still kicking in this trailer for Police Story 2013
This first teaser trailer for The Expendables 3 will erase your identity

Model: Melissa Clarke

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

Don't stop now.... you're having a good time

  • Lardus-Resident Perve

    ION stamped with drool of approval

    • SaintsRowNigri

      Yes, yes, yes and yes!

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Stamped or splashed?

    • Sageville

      I approve.

  • Lego Witcher of the Squirrels

    Darryn’s been on leave for hours already…. getting the rest of the crew to post this for him while he’s on a beach or something showing off his hobbit feet… bastid

  • Lego Witcher of the Squirrels

    AAAAAAnd LG just died… completely… am I the only one still at work? 0.o

    • Hammersteyn

      I’m still at work, but you’re probably gone :P

      • Lego Witcher of the Squirrels

        lol! Gone in which sense of the word?

        Some of us work 8-5pm every freaking day… other people I know are either on leave already or worked half day today :(

        • Hammersteyn

          Closest thing I have to leave is when I stroll into the pub.

    • RinceGivesRspectsToMadiba

      Yes *RUNS

  • Sageville

    Hey, Just wanted to thank the LG crew for a wikkid year of stuff I like to read and a big up to the commentators who have continually been full of shits and giggles, which is also stuff I like to read.

    And now as early Xmas gift, yawl can fantasize about me rocking out on my gaming throne… Enjoy!

  • oVg

    You spelt Honour wrong. Do you not want a billion hits in day? :P

  • ToshZA

    Melissa seems to be your fall-back ION. You use her often. Not without reason of course, she’s worth it, but still.

  • Brian Murphy

    I don’t think anyone will ever get tired of seeing Melissa Clarke as the ION. Damn she’s beautiful.

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