Weekend! We’ve all been working for it, looking for a new romance, and evidently, I’ve been delving into my collection of cheesy 80s albums again. And while everyone has been watching to see what we do, I’m going to sit back, relax, and watch some awesome Hong Kong action cinema.
Because my DVD of Ballistic Kiss finally arrived. Hooray for bad dubbing and wire fu action!
In Other News: Farcry 3 goes final with finished pictures, Atlus wears the crown of a dragon and why video games are bad for your thumbs.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because I was busy running around screaming like a schoolgirl after I got some of my exotic hot sauce in my eye accidentally, during lunch.
This week on Lazygamer
The Evopoints downloads of the week
Sine Mora Review – Hungary like the wolf
FFD – Is the Kinect a failure?
Lazygamer TV – Top Five Japanese RPGs, plus stand a chance to win Pandora’s Tower on Wii!
Win a Counter-Strike Global Offensive Beta Key!
Birds of Steel Review – Biggles flies undone
Win a Witcher 2 Dark Edition!
Halo 4 confirmed for a November 6 release
Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City Review – Dread Rising
Community – Let’s get together and play games!
Dead SPace developer thinks that Gears of War has literally the worst writing in games today
This Korean star was so addicted to video games, that she broke her thumb
The final packshot for Farcry 3
Atlus picks up Dragon Crown
Why Metal Gear Solid HD Collection did not update its controls
The trophies of Lollipop Chainsaw
What to expect for the Guild Wars 2 beta weekend
Saints Row 3 might save THQ
Across the Networks
Check it out Windows fans, now you too can have cinemagraphic pictures!
This might just be the most beautiful electric plane ever designed
Scientists finally invent a sonic screwdriver
Whose Line Is It Amway? Friday Movie Quiz Part Deux
Mark Wahlberg is an Avon Man
Feast your eyes on these character posters for GI Joe Retaliation
Reality is even stranger than fiction in this trailer for Ruby Sparks
It’s just the tip of the iceberg in the new international trailer for the Bourne Legacy
It’s official, Francis Lawrence is going to be catching fire!
Model: Natalia Belova
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