Welcome, to Monday! Now take this cricket bat and help me kick the crap out of the first day of the week. Ignore the fact that I spray-painted the word Monday all over this hobo and get to work. And once we’re done here, we’re going to go show Tuesday a thing or two, ya dig?
In Other News: Fable gets the trilogy collection treatment, Probably DayZ, That’s not a Witcher this is a Witcher and Rust makes mad cash.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy helping people stay on their new year diet by showing them photos of my messed-up toe.
Rust has already made 40% of GMods full 9 year takings says Newman
Harmonix reportedly cancelled an Xbox One game
Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls pre-download now available
Fable Trilogy to release February 7 Microsoft confirms
Nintendo doesn’t want the story of Earthbound published
Probably Archery dev teases DayZ inspired gameplay mode
Namco Bandai to publish The Witcher 3 in Australia
Nintendo TVii misses 2013 European debut, company apologises
Fuze, the Tokyo club night with Unity-powered interactive visuals
A headset that could help cure gamer rage
Rohrer’s right – more developers should step out of Steam sale culture
Retailer game reviews are still the best game reviews
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – Air America
And your 2014 Screen Actors Guild winners are…
Kathleen Kennedy talks Star Wars canon and spin-off movies
John Logan talks James Bond 24
Everything depends on the man in this trailer for Cesar Chavez
Mark Ruffalo wants the Hulk to go green
Monday Box Office Report – Ride along on a nut job
Batman vs Superman delayed to 2016, Warner Bros playing chicken with Marvel
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