Wii U. Wii U. Wii U. It’s bloody everywhere today. Everywhere I go, I see a different kind of jolly fat man, one with blue dungarees and a moustache that won’t be shaved off when Movember ends. Enough I say! Enough! And don’t let me see Maria Carey and Justin Bieber killing Christmas once again with an advert of them miming how to use a console!
In Other News: Batman looks shinier, No Omega for the Wii U, Sega teases something new, Square scraps an online killer, no Bird in Star Wars, fighting the power in DmC and we take on The Oregon Trail.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy putting Baby in a corner.
Square scraps online pass for Hitman Absolution
Real Life Elite Four coming to Pokémon Black/White 2
Sega opens mysterious AD 2021 teaser site
The fourth Mew-Genics character loves cats way more than you
Comparing Batman Arkham City on the Wii U to Xbox 360/PS3
Mass Effect 3 Omega DLC not coming to Wii U
Wii U cracked, system memory and speed revealed
Steampunk platformer Chronovolt to launch on Vita this week
Across the Network
It’s time to go to school in this first synopsis for Gavin Hood’s Enders Game
Peter Stormare joins what could be the greatest horror film of all time…Clown
Prepare to beg, in these new TV spots for Jack Reacher
Star Wars Sequel Director Update: Brad Bird and Colin Treverrow out of the running
We can’t resist sharing the trailer for Doctor Who: The Snowmen
Monday Box Office Report – The dawn breaks the bank
It’s a gang of Robin Hood magicians, in this first trailer for Now you see me
Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy turn up the Heat in this first trailer
Model: Sasha Cane