Oh man, will this arduous four day week never end? Truly, no one has ever suffered like I have, and I’m not including that time I took a week off of work because I saw a spider in the shower.
In Other News: Dark Souls 2 ain’t no downgrade, Smash Bros goes to super Mario land, Rockstar is cheap like my last date and Oddworld hopes that it’s tasty enough for a sequel.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because the public protector was busy telling us that we had to pay back the tax money we used to add several security measures onto the website. Firewall-Pit se gat.
Dark Souls 2 visual downgrade claims discussed by From Software
God of War 3 creative director leaves Sony Santa Monica
Smash Bros 3D gets Super Mario 3D Land stage
Rockstar Games feature on the latest Xbox Live sale
Sqaure Enix brings Deus Ex: the Fall to Steam early
Stronghold Kingdoms attracts more than 3 million would be conquerors
Ramlethal becoming a playable character in Guilty Gear Xrd Sign
Oddworld New ‘n tasty must sell 500K to new game in series
Firewatch is looking very pretty
GTA V PC beta is a hilarious scam
Lost in space: Routine is the chilling, lonely first-person horror game set on the moon
Still Playing: PlanetSide 2 – the unheralded online shooter that could take on Titanfall and Destiny
What’s on at The Movies
Check out Quicksilver, the Scarlet Witch and a Hulkbuster in this Avengers: Age of Ultron concept art
Director Colin Trevorrow talks Jurassic World and the return of an old soul
You’re not going crazy in this new trailer for Godzilla
I ain’t afraid of no remake! Ghostbusters reboots in 2015
Midweek Mouth-Off – Now is the Winter Solider of our…
Finally! Official Star Wars Episode plot details and timeline revealed
Good grief! It’s the first teaser trailer for the Peanuts movie
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