With Thursday having been sufficiently beaten back, warned and told to go away, we can all look forward to the weekend. I’ve got plans set for my weekend, that revolve around watching an animated pirates film and swearing like a sailor at my TV every time I fail to clear a jump in Trials Evolution.
Dammit Nick, I will beat your high scores eventually, even if it takes me a lifetime.
While I carry out my solemn motorcycling vow, take a peek at our LW Mag sponsored Homegrown Hottie, Carmen McKenzie. Carmen is a Jozi gal who digs men who smell good, muscles and Vin Diesel.
In Other News: Transformers wants to be Batman, the Wasteland grows and Sergeant James Heller leads a pack of mutant beastie boys.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because we were too busy trying to kill gophers at the local caddy golf tournament.
Transformers Fall of Cybertron is aiming for an Arkham Asylum reception
Katsuhiro Hirada talks Tekken Tag Tournament
Ninja Gaiden 3 gets a new DLC pack
Han Solo Adventures was conceptualised twenty years ago
James Bond 007 Legends to feature Kinect support
The Banner Saga gets a final video update, backing and more features
Draw Something adds new social features
The Wasteland continues to expand
Five suggestions for the inevitable Playstation 4 launch
Is Minecraft actually better than Skyrim?
Five awesome Wii games – That never happened
This is the best deck of Bioshock cards that you will never own
Across the Networks
The situation is unstable in this new trailer for David Cronenbergs Cosmopolis
Oh Lerd, Madea is back, in Witness Protection!
Ladies, it’s time to feast your eyes on all the muscly man flesh in this trailer for Magic Mike
James Cameron still wants to make a Battle Angel Alita film one day.Maybe
Bennet Miller and Francis Lawrence added to Catching Fire shortlist
Anthony Hopkins IS Alfred Hitchcock
It’s a violent video blowout for Jason Stathams’ ‘Safe’
The internet doesn’t revolve around the music industry, says its daddy
And this is how Tupac was brought back to life
Protect your iPhone with a fist of fury
The Pebble watch has raised $4 million
Model: Carmen McKenzie
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