Well, that’s another week of hard work down for the count. By now, most of you are probably clicking away in Diablo 3, or slaughtering nameless minions in Max Payne 3. Heck, some of you might even be hitting both those games, for a double whammy of awesome gaming.
I’ll hopefully be joining in later for at least one of those games this weekend, but right now, I think I’m going to go unwind with a manly cup of Irish tea, some sour jelly beans, and a few of my favourite cartoons.
Weekends, I loves ya.
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In Other News: Lego goes dark with Batman fever, Sly Cooper steals his way onto the PS Vita, why E3 might suck this year and Sean Bean fights Nazi super-soldiers.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because I was too busy bleaching my eyes, after inadvertently switching the Google safe search off which lead to some nightmare fuel imagery.
This week on Lazygamer
Diablo 3 Review – 37 ways to skin a demon
Win a limited edition Max Payne 3 gunbag and goodies
FFD – Do gamers feel entitled?
I have braved the fire of the Kalahari and Mweb game launches to bring you this tale – Part 01
I have braved the fire of the Kalahari and Mweb game launches to bring you this tale – Part 02
Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 Generations Review – Shadow Clone no sequel jutsu
Help choose the BT Games Diablo cosplay winner
Bejewelled 3 review – Family jewels
Lazygamer TV – Five games that set new benchmarks
Why Diablo 3 needs that constant internet connection
Angry Birds Space Review – Starship Enterprise Bacon
Minecraft Xbox 360 Review – Bring out your creative side
Diablo 3 launch – BT Games Eastgate Edition
Nintendos new ride will turn your DS into a GPS
Japanese game developer apparently harrassed so much, that she attempted suicide
Sly Cooper Thieves in Time announced for PS Vita
MPs call for violent video game ban. Again
Unreal Engine 4 goes public at E3
Peter Molyneux is not impressed with the Wii U
Lego Batman 2 goes Arkham City style
The Walking Dead sells a million copies in two weeks
Across the Networks
Mickey Rourke will return for Sin City 2
Achtung – Sean Bean is taking on ze Chermans in the Fourth Reich!
It’s official – Blade Runner will be a sequel
Whose line is it anyway? – Arnie Edition
Bradley Cooper copies the first words in this first trailer
A quiet week for new releases
First Skyfall poster has 007 in barrel and first trailer gets dated
Liam Neeson shows off his particular set of skills in these first images from Taken 2
Is this your future SIM card?
These Termintaor busts do nothing to stem our robot phobia paranoia
Go full Bonham with this portable iPhone drumming kit
Model: Jo Garcia
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