It appears that I have at last discovered my Kryptonite. And unlike bullets, poison, blunt trauma, stab wound, mismanaged auto-erotic asphyxiation and Kryptonite, this one is a doozy. I’ve flown before, and while I usually self-coma myself into a state to survive the take-off procedure of fear, my flights were never that long. But flying for a solid four days within a week? That damn pressurised air cabin got to me, leaving me with a bloody nose, an eye red enough to count as a sharingan technique and sleepless nights. Although I blame the latter on the fat jerkass oppostie me who snored for twelve straight hours, sawing all kinds of logs. Bastard!
In Other News: Dreamfall gets dream-funded and stretches, Angry Birds heads to a Wii U near you, Iron Man is a tease, it’s a bad day to Die Hard, Zynga settles with EA and Eidos Montreal has a secret.
Here’s the news that I didn’t post today, because needed to check me more thoroughly (Sound of latex glove snapping).
A man has played Qbert for over 80 hours to break a 30 year world record
Injustice: Gods Among Us concept art and alternate costumes surface
Here’s a peek at the next Halo 4 map pack
Dreamfall Chapters successfully Kickstarted, stretch goals announced
Zynga vs EA case settled out of court
Eidos Montreal to reveal unannounced project in coming months
Angry Birds trilogy coming to Wii and Wii U
Assassin’s Creed 3 Liberation takes out the 2013 WGA award
What’s on at The Movies
New Doctor Who episodes to be fast-tracked locally
Naomi Watts and Robin Wright don’t want to stop their cougar ways in this trailer for Perfect Mothers
Monday Box Office Report
Love, lust and cliches in this trailer for About Last Night
Will Sam Mendes return for the next James Bond film?
We Review Mama – Creepy, well acted but no ghost story standout
We Review A Good Day to Die Hard – A bad day for Die Hard fans
Rumour – Is Harrison Ford returning for Star Wars Episode 7?
Model: Aki Hoshino
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.