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In Other News – 17 April 2014

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Man, I thought that this four day week would never end. It’s been gruelling work, getting up at the crack of noon and churning out news by pushing the button on that robot that types stuff for me. Hard work indeed.

In Other News: Get your Gamescom tickets, help a thief, wear funny hats in Team Fortress 2 mein herr and take an Infamous selfie.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I have a sneaking feeling that my power is about to g

News

Gamescom 2014 tickets are now on sale
Amazing Spider-Man 2 reportedly delayed on Xbox One
Titanfall was prototyped on Ratchet and Clank engine
Sly Cooper trilogy launches today on Vita in Europe
Pre-Order Wolfenstein and wear swanky hats in Team Fortress 2
The latest DLC in Rocksmith 2014 is Garbage
Infamous Second Son gets a cool photo mode
Ransack Steam for War of Vikings

Stuff

Hollow souls: why today’s football games can’t simulate the spirit of the beautiful game
This War of Mine: a civilian survival story that is 11 Bit Studios’ ‘most important work ever’
Attack on Titanfall would be a horrible combination
The ultimate cosplay hero

Videos

Zombies Monsters Robots – Closed beta trailer
Wildtstar – Warplots trailer
Swordsman – Classes feature trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Top List Thursdays – Ten worst comic relief characters
No one can help you in this first trailer for Green Inferno
Robin Williams will return in a Mrs Doubtfire sequel, dearies
Patrick Hughes talks about his plans for remaking The Raid
Movies Out Today – Demigods and devils
Witches are real in this first trailer for Salem
Elizabeth Banks is not a prostitute in this Walk of Shame red band trailer

Model: Nicole Naude

Last Updated: April 17, 2014

32 Comments

  1. More Mrs Doubtfire? Please don’t.

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    • Dutch Matrix

      April 17, 2014 at 16:10

      You still traumatized after that “Girl” you picked up one night? 🙂

      Reply

      • Sk3tz0

        April 17, 2014 at 16:13

        Remember folks.. If the Adams Apple is real the Boobs aint..

        Reply

        • HvR

          April 17, 2014 at 16:14

          As jy ‘n appel sien is die slang naby

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          • Unavengedavo

            April 17, 2014 at 16:16

            Well they can get their adam’s apple shaved so that you don’t see it O_o
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chondrolaryngoplasty

          • HvR

            April 17, 2014 at 16:19

            Then you go to Afrikaans idiom no 2:
            As jy die slang in die grass vind is dit te laat

          • Sk3tz0

            April 17, 2014 at 16:19

            gotta love Afrikaans sayings.. so much more meaning

          • Unavengedavo

            April 17, 2014 at 16:20

          • Sk3tz0

            April 17, 2014 at 16:20

            Some1 doing research or what ???

          • Unavengedavo

            April 17, 2014 at 16:26

            Just for the purpose of making HvR doubt every girl he meets from now on 😀
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2KsZHRrFpU (From IT Crowd)

          • Sk3tz0

            April 17, 2014 at 16:27

            cant view Youtubes.. But ive seen some Thai LadyBoy Pagant Pics on 9gag.. in thailand u never no what u gonna get till its too late

          • Unavengedavo

            April 17, 2014 at 16:33

            But ive seen some Thai LadyBoy Pagant Pics on 9gag

            9gag? Riiiiiiiiight O_o

          • Sk3tz0

            April 17, 2014 at 16:38

            ok fine my friend went to bangkok and he showed me pic of his new thai “gf” 😛

          • Unavengedavo

            April 17, 2014 at 16:40

          • Sk3tz0

            April 17, 2014 at 16:42

            bwahahahahahahahahaha

          • HvR

            April 17, 2014 at 16:27

            *HvR taps land plays Married Slave card

            Suck it!!

          • HvR

            April 17, 2014 at 16:21

            you are killing me here:
            As die slang gefokof het gee jy regtig om?

          • Unavengedavo

            April 17, 2014 at 16:24

            Well here is how it’s done…
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_reassignment_surgery_(male-to-female)

            They just invert it like a sock… So tegnies gesproke is die slang nog daar, hy kryp nou net in ‘n gaatjie weg O_o

          • Sk3tz0

            April 17, 2014 at 16:24

            die slang dink hy is a skilpad.. 😛

      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        April 17, 2014 at 17:14

        Why would such things traumatize me? I am the resident Perve after all! Hahahahahaaaa

        Reply

  2. Hammersteyn

    April 17, 2014 at 16:09

    All I can think of looking at her ribs.

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    • HvR

      April 17, 2014 at 16:11

      should probably take a doggy bag and feed her few as well.

      Reply

    • Dutch Matrix

      April 17, 2014 at 16:11

      Yes. This.

      Reply

    • Sk3tz0

      April 17, 2014 at 16:12

      Hannibal Lector would say tasty 😛

      Reply

  3. Dutch Matrix

    April 17, 2014 at 16:19

    A better shot. Really Darryn… (Refresh)

    Reply

  4. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    April 17, 2014 at 16:30

    • Sk3tz0

      April 17, 2014 at 17:40

      WTF is this? other than awkward LOL

      Reply

  5. Umar's Sin

    April 17, 2014 at 17:27

    I think she needs a few more gatbsy’s inside her. A few Big Mac’s might help too……

    Reply

    • Sk3tz0

      April 17, 2014 at 17:29

      Maybe n lekker boerewors ahaha

      Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      April 18, 2014 at 11:09

      Too much rib for my liking! 🙁

      Reply

  6. Brian Murphy

    April 22, 2014 at 00:27

    Wow folks, take a look at this game:

    Simple (I believe it uses both analog’s for control), insanely busy on-screen, I’m actually fairly excited to see that in its final form.

    Reply

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