Whoo man, I’m slightly wrecked, but at least I’m ready for the Halo 4 tourney tonight. My plan? Simple. Even though I doubt that I’ll be a match for anyone who has a number in their gamertag, my strategy will be to scream like a castrated banshee whenever someone attacks me, as that will distract them long enough for me to gain an advantage. Ha, I can’t lose!
In Other News: A million players have seen the Halo ending, people are pissed off with Square Enix, no VIce City for you, Mickey makes some decisions, why Forza Horizon is here to stay, Tiger Woods teams up with Arnold Palmer and 3D chainsaws.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy strapping grenades to my Spartan soldier helmet, in case anyone thinks of teabagging me tonight.
One million players have completed the Halo 4 campaign
GTA Vice City digital sales blocked due to licensing issue
YouTube app hits the play button on the Wii today
Gabe Newell joins AIAS hall of fame
Epic Mickey 2 – Warren Spector stresses the importance of choice
Employees vent online about Square Enix
Nintendo breaks app store stage fright, releasing first official iOS app
Tiger Woods will serve you some Arnold Palmer next year
Across the Network
Rick Baker to receive a Hollywood walk of fame star
Star Wars Update: Lucasfilm to produce 2-3 films per year?
No lie, Tim Burton wants to make a Pinocchio film, Jane Goldman to write the script
It’s lumberjack equipment in 3D, in this first clip for Texas Chainsaw 3D
Scott "Sinister" Derrickson to direct Deus Ex Human Revolution film
Movies out today – Breaking Dawn to the cold light of day
Set your desktop free with these 8 Django unchained wallpapers
All the stories are true, in this first trailer for The Mortal Instruments, The City of Bones
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