Once again, I’ve been left all alone in the Lazygamer office. All alone, to wonder if any of Geoff’s stuff is flammable. Like his collection of rare Skylanders. How did this Zippo lighter get in my hand? And why am I telling you all this a full hour after everything went up in flames? I guess that some men just want to see the world burn.
In Other News: Wasteland 2 heads to Arizona, no one asked for Deus Ex on Max, reprogram a game and see how crowded Final Fantasy 14 really is.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy asking a geologist for an alibi.
Wasteland 2 beta update will add most of Arizona
Final Fantasy XIV user registrations top 2 million
Eldritch developer releases source code for free
Survival platformer Rain World coming to Vita
Not a Cammy Alt Decapre gets an alternative Ultra Street Fighter 4 outfit
Deus Ex Human Revolution Director’s Cut sneaks onto Mac
Download No Heroes Allowed for free on PS Vita
Reprogram your surroundings in Glitchspace
What’s on at The Movies
This red band trailer for Map to the Stars has a few secrets
This trailer for God’s Pocket is getting blood all over your pants
Hans Zimmer hints at returning to compose the score for Batman vs Superman
This new trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past has no future
Midweek Mouth-Off – Movie plans for the long weekend
DC’s Scalped is being adapted for TV!
This international trailer for the Homesman is a lot more than you bargained for
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.