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In Other News – 15 March 2013 Weekend Edition

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One day, I’m going to move out this hellhole. And I’m probably going to head north to Jozi. The ratio of hipster to coffee shop is much lower up there, and I can live without an ocean. Because dolphins are dicks. But man, I really wish that I was there this weekend to hang out with you fine chaps at the StarCraft 2 event. To all who are going, have fun and kick some ass!

In Other News: Tactics goes beta, Thief ain’t going to be mainstream,more claymation on the way, Sony gives out free cash, pocket monsters priced and Jurassic Park 4 finds a director.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because the gastric flu medication that I’m on right now is making me see magical unicorns purble yella googoogachoo.

News

Tactical Intervention now in open beta
The Neverhood creator planning a new Clay adventure game for PC and Mac
Spec Ops developer licenses Unreal Engine 4 for next game
Patrice Desilets officially rejoins Ubisoft
The Thief reboot won’t be mainstream after all
Sony offers free credit to select active users
Pokemon Rumble Wii U NFC figures revealed and priced
Journey studio cautiously considering free to play approach

Stuff

Tomb Raider vs Uncharted – The comparison that we had to make
The 10 greatest devils in video game history
The most hilarious ARMA III glitches, now in slow motion
15 amazingly awesome 2013 Lara Croft cosplayers

Videos

Injustice Gods Among us – Raven reveal trailer
Borderlands 2 – Mayhem approaches trailer
Planetside 2 – Roadmap trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Kevin Eastman talks Ninja Turtles
Joss Whedon says that you shouldn’t expect a Firefly Kickstarter…yet
DJ Cotrona talks about the Justice League film that never was
Friday Fright Club – Insidious
Movies out today – Zombies, rebels, presidents and idiots
The Guardians of the Galaxy just got Batista bombed
And your Jurassic Park 4 director is…

Model: Mariana Davalos

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

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Deon Steyn

Well as long as Mariana’s on the floor she might as well, you know….
- Sir Captain Rincethis
  
  Hahaha! Right, you have progressed from starter troller to intermediate. It is time for you to get an Avatar methinks…
  - Deon Steyn
    
    Never got round to it thanks for reminding me.
    - Sir Captain Rincethis
      
      This I approve of. However, I am not sure there is another human (or other) alive that can bring a level of hate like Yhatzee. We shall see
      - Deon Steyn
        
        Well I do share his views on games. His video on MOH warfighter and Doom 3 and the conclusion on FPS games is one of my all time favorites. Spunkgargleweewee!
        
        PS. AVGN also released a new video, not sure if you’ve seen it.
      - Sir Captain Rincethis
        
        thank you. I dod not know. Assume it’s on his site? Will have to watch with OVG tomorrow. Hole he hasn’t lost his… Charm
      - Deon Steyn
        
        He’s still the nerd as we know him, even Kyle is back from behind the couch.
        Not sure if it’s on his site but here’s a link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bByE7n2AJj4
      - OVG
        
        lol But I think ANGRY JOE and his best mate Joe kind of stole his thunder.
      - OVG
        
        BUT NEVER forget the Grandfather of gaming. Jim Sterling and the PODTOID pod cast with Jimquisition on Escape magezine.
Sir Captain Rincethis

And what a week is has been. We’ve seen an awful lot of love in the Metacritic article, an awful lot of rage in the CoD, and a whole group of compost sharing negative sentiment over the awesome event tomorrow. Darryn, OVG and I will be online tomorrow if you wish to curse the people attending. We will be easy to spot. Listen for the RAGE from OVG, and the whimpers from Rincethis hiding behind his sofa, beer in hand. Well done again boys and girls for the Metacritic awesomeness!
- OVG
  
  FUCK YES!!
  
  REVIVE ME REVIVE ME REVIVE ME REVIVE ME REVIVE ME… revive me… need more beer… ZZZzzz
  - Sir Captain Rincethis
    
    you know it! Deon says new AVGN!
    - OVG
      
      But I hate Game Trailers after Geoff turned to the Mountain Dew dark side.
      - Deon Steyn
        
        Screw gametrailers then. Watch it either here http://cinemassacre.com/2007/04/08/full-list-of-avgn-videos/ or here http://www.youtube.com/user/JamesNintendoNerd
      - OVG
        
        Of course, he has his own website, thanks to some good kickstarting. Back in 2009 I got Rincethis onto AVGN and HAWP. Who would have known? But as I said in the LG on Metacritic post, PASSION will always prevail.
        
        SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN, Take a dump in a coffee can!!! You know
        
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b47JRlNNZpw
- Purple_Dragon
  
  Saw a lot of names I haven’t seen before on the hateful comments. Seems like a flock of angry trolls decided to descend on that particular article! Quite an eye opener o_O!
  
  Quite funny actually, amount of hate over semantics.
Admiral Chief Erwin

Davalos mos wees
- Sir Captain Rincethis
  
  have a good one buddy!
OVG

Reminds me, I need to impregnate something… Maybe the heat sinks in my X groen Doos can incubate whatever I shove into the USB slot
OVG

WOULD YOU PAY $15 000 For this?
- OVG
  
  I FUCKING WOULD. But having a GOLD ZELDA with my 23 year old brothers save file still on it 20 years later?……PRICELESS YOU FANBOY FPS MOFOS
  - OVG
    
    And no, Rincethis is my older bro, the other 2 are 15 years apart. AND THANKS TO OUR GREAT BABY SITTING OF SHOVING CONTROL PAD into our younger bros hands. My 23 year old is 3rd year med student and my 21 year old is earning more than OVG and Rincethis as an IT developer.
    
    GAMES FCKING RULE.
    - Purple_Dragon
      
      Someone had a few drinks and was busy?
      
      Thanks for all the pretty pics though!
    - Skyblue
      
      Looks like you had yourself a FAP-TASTIC Friday, Have a Jameson son and remember, it’s a five day game not a T20, pace yourself
OVG

OH MY FUCK!!!! Thank You LG for the biggest boner for the year 2013 …..
- OVG
  
  Natalia-Velez…………………………… “)
OVG

Women are from Venus. AND WANT MY PENIS
OVG

Fap fap
OVG

Fap fapididifap
OVG

Fap fap fapidity fap….OK im Just waiting for SIM CITY to work
OVG

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP ….now I just want to… by more AA Batteries… ….Fap
OVG

Faaaaaaap…ZZZZzzzzzz…. pause
Skyblue

Mariana has what looks like a twin sister and you give us only one… poor form Darryn