I for one, cannot believe how quickly this week went. It’s as if someone flicked the wrong switch on the Large Hadron Collider, generating a miniature black hole that is slowly sucking in the planet, causing rifts in time to play out at hyper-speed, while we’re sphagettified by the massive gravitational forces from that anomaly.
Anyway, have a nice weekend. At this rate, it’ll be over by the time you blink.
In Other News: Miyamoto wants you to get to the fun point, Crytek has a visual dream, the plagiarism football shoe is on the other foot for a change, the GTA crew rounded up and Ashton Kutcher returns to that seventies set.
Here’s the news we didn’t post, because I was too busy being bludgeoned by a mob of Liverpool supporters after my header image went too far.
News
UK Government plans to monitor gaming
Neversoft may be working on a new Call of Duty title
Samuel L Jackson to host the Video Game Awards this year
Miyamoto – Get to the point of fun more quickly
PES accuses FIFA of copying them
Nintendo finds Smartglass flattering
Wii U launch games still to be decided, says Reggie Fils-Aime
Crytek believes that CG level visuals in games are only two years away
Stuff
Five unexpected characters that should be in Playstation All Stars Battle Royale
Top Ten Sega games that need HD remakes
Splinter Cell Blacklist – Why the hate?
Getting the GTA band back together
Video
Mega 64 – Game gurlz
God of War – Single player trailer
Sangfroid – Debut trailer
Across the Networks
Calling through Skype in Ethipia can now land you a 15 year jail sentence
This is one Solidus looking Metal Gear figure
Protect your wine with Inebriated Prime
Is Microsoft releasing a tablet device next week?
Chloe Moretz says that the Carrie remake is going to mess your mind up
Friday Fight Club – Not bad fer a swordman
Get inspired with these new jOBS set pictures, straight from that 70s set
We finally find out what Neil Blomkamps Elysium is all about
Prepare to get creeped out by this Sinister trailer
Movies out today – Here come the crowd pleasers
Sample Hans Zimmers soundtrack for The Dark Knight Rises now
Model: Laura Vandervoort
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