In Other News – 15 January 2014

Jessica Nigri

Man, I’ve been getting sick and tired of Microsoft India phoning me because of problems on my PC. First of all, I know that I have viruses after surfing those websites. Second of all, even I’m not that stupid to fall for the scam. But I am enough of a dick to talk to them in a sexy voice, lead them on, make them repeat themselves and then tell the chap on the other end of the line that I’m working on an Apple PC, not a Windows one.

In Other News: Diablo isn’t the Xbox One, don’t get Left Behind on Valentines day, Saints Row goes yabba dabba doo and Starbound will kill you for good.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we still weren’t working after being turned off and on again.

News

Diablo 3 Xbox One spotted on retail sites, Blizzard responds
Last of Us Left Behind DLC February 14 release date listed
Metal Gear Solid V PS Vita remote play teased by Kojima
Saints Row IV DLC is stone aged flavoured
World of Warcraft designer Greg Street now at Riot games
Final two Skylanders Swap Force figures released
It’s way too early to pre-order Evolve
Next Starbound update wipes characters and worlds,adds permadeath

Stuff

That’s some motley crew you’ve got there boy
Remedy wants to shatter the line between games and TV with Quantum Break
The rarest video game in the world
Mining deep into Simon Roth’s Maia, the sim with planet-sized ambition

Videos

Forge of Empires – Modern Era trailer
Top Five Tim Schafer games

What’s on at The Movies

Dominic Cooper talks World of Warcraft’s story
Jurassic World finds its cast
We Review Don Johnson – A lesson in self-fulfilment
Midweek mouth-off – Your best and worst of 2013
Verily, thou shalt trip balls in yonder trailer for A field in England
Michael Douglas talks Ant-Man and having a little bit of fun

Model: Jessica Nigri

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • Lardus-Resident Perve

    Such a nice gaming related cosplay ION.

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      Indeed, FREEEEEDOM!

    • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

      The plan is to turn Wednesday into cosplay ION day.. so send in your preferences

      • Admiral Chief in Vegas

        This receives the:

        [Admiral Chief Stamp of Approval]

      • General JJ Raven (John)

        Harley was a good start.

        • Admiral Chief in Vegas

          Yes, but Arkham Harley Q >>>>> Regular Harley Q

          • General JJ Raven (John)

            Agreed

      • SheHulkNigri

        Go check out my likes on Facebook…

      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        Phoenix Marie dressed as Xena :P

        • TiMsTeR1033

          Xena warrior princess in general!!

        • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

          Finally, a proper use for my photoshopping skills.

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            No need for photo shop – she appeared as the warrior princess in a parody!

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        I am Sir-Rants-A-Lot and I approve this message. Also… Jessica Nigriiiiiii

    • Sageville

      I Approve.

  • Hammersteyn

    I smell troll bait….. Where is he?

    • SheHulkNigri

      Playing with his chin to yesterdays ION?

      • Hammersteyn

        Bwahahaha

    • Brian Murphy

      He’s still smarting from my verbal bitch slapping.

  • Admiral Chief in Vegas

    I wonder if there will be a comments explosion again today…
    http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aAYE42d_460sa.gif

    • General JJ Raven (John)

      Boom?

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      Allen! Allen! All! Allen! All!

      Wait, that’s Steve.. Steve! Steve!

  • SheHulkNigri

    Oh Jessica Nigri… Please accept my marriage proposals already!

    • General JJ Raven (John)

      She’ll file it, between all the others

      • SheHulkNigri

        YAY! At least I am in with a chance!!!

        • TiMsTeR1033

          *sings* your one in a trillion…

          • Mike

            That’s still a chance!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            Indeed a small chance but a chance..

    • Mike

      Looking at her twitter feed she gets way too many marriage proposals. You will have to wait your turn.

      • SheHulkNigri

        Hah! When she sees my many manly chesthairs, my turn would be the only one she would want! Forever!

  • RinceThis2014

    Damn she is FINE!

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      Flippen Interesting, Nay Exquisite!

      • RinceThis2014

        Those face! 0-O I mean…

        • General JJ Raven (John)

          LOL

    • General JJ Raven (John)

      Meh (bring it on)

      • RinceThis2014

        Ohhhhh! Is it because she looks better in eyeliner? *RUNS!

        • General JJ Raven (John)

          Hmff
          You win this round Master Rince

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            At least you are not RooibosRinceSP, you have that going for you, which is nice

          • General JJ Raven (John)

            Haha. Wonder what happens if you put him in boiling water? Does it smell like ginger or tea?

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            TO THE LAB!!!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Back where it all began, his life has gone full circle.

          • RinceThis2014

            And he is also not you, which is even better.

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            Hmmm, so 9 hours ago you were already drunk…

          • RinceThis2014

            If I was (and I wasn’t) I’d be sober by now, but being you would still be worse.

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            Well compared to being you, I’d take being me 7 days on a week, and twice on Sunday ;)

          • RinceThis2014

            And you do, which explains oh so much :P

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            What the flip are you on about Rooibos?

          • RinceThis2014

            The name is Rincethis, not Rooiboos, Private Spud.

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            Yup, definitely period. I’ll leave you to your things for a few days then

          • RinceThis2014

            Hahaha. I win.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            too bad, soo sad…

  • Mike

    She puts the ass in assassins creed

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      lol

    • General JJ Raven (John)

      Aren’t there two asses in assassins creed?

      • Mike

        Yeah it’s so good it’s in there twice

        • Admiral Chief in Vegas

          ;)

      • Sageville

        …and a “ins”…. just saying

  • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

    This is my new favourite Nigri cosplay
    http://pic.twitter.com/PeqiACiCQj

    • RinceThis2014

      I don’t see why? 0-O Uhhhhh

    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      Sjoe!

    • Mike

      Yeah she does pokemon well.

      • oVg

        Now those are what I call pocket monsters.

    • TiMsTeR1033

      MEOW!!

    • Hammersteyn

      I don’t have the words so let me illustrate
      http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/143184/howling-wolf-o.gif

  • hairyknees

    Oh Jessica <3

  • Devourer of Small Bunnies

    Helloooooooo nurse!

  • Grimthwacker

    Those scamsters phoned to my work yesterday… twice! The first time I told them I use Linux after a few minutes and they hung up. The second time I played super dumb and could not find the “computer” icon between all my fictitious “porn” entries in the start menu. It took a while to work through the graphic and demented entries. After a while I got directed to the “services” screen when I lost interest in trolling them. I confronted her about being a scamster, only to be told “Motherf***er!! Get lost!!” when she realized she was being played. Needless to say, that made my day. :D

    • Hammersteyn

      Nice!

    • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

      scammers , what here?

    • Gremoire

      Hehe… I must say, they are very resourceful and helpful in trying to get you to go download their “support software”. I once had them on the line for over 15 minutes trying to get my Commodore 64 to connect to the interwebs to get their software as they were sure they could fix my tape-drive once the software is installed..

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