I’m not going to lie to you guys: I’ve been playing way too much Pokemon. Fortunately, having a handheld console is awesome in PE, judging by the fact that we happen to have more blackouts than the Kardashians after a night out.
In Other News: The Wind Waker sails to success in the UK, God of War devs ascend to other projects, Batman in your hands and Trevor has a message for you.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I was too busy selling clean wrecking balls that Miley Cyrus had not ruined yet.
Nintendo Wii U sales soar thanks to Wind Waker HD
Riot boss Twitter account hacked, unreleased card game leaked
Government shutdown halts Pokemon X and Y shipment
Deus Ex Human Revolution Director’s Cut available as cheap upgrade on PC
Batman Arkham Origins iOS and Android tie-in announced
Thief Homage The Dark mod steals spotlight, goes standalone
God of War: Ascension dev transitioning to other projects
The Long Dark hits fundraising goal three days before the lights go out
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – Braindead
Monday Box Office Report – Machete can’t kill Gravity
No, this first trailer for Hercules: The Legend Begins is not just a missing episode of Spartacus
Star Wars: The Clone Wars will return for one more season, check out the first villain from Star Wars: Rebels
George Clooney is fighting for culture and a way of life in this new trailer for The Monuments Men
Charlie Hunnam pulls out of Fifty Shades of Grey
Stretch Armstrong the movie has been cancelled, the world rejoices
Model: Kacie James