Today’s LW Mag sponsored Homegrown Hottie is Simone Lessing, a Jozi receptionist, a gal who wants to guys to know that she’s ready to burn herself out on the way to fame and glory, and happens to be a bit a shoe-nut. Read more about her over here.
In Other News: Say goodbye to Sgt Johnson, a Schucksy movie review, boring stealth ditched from the next Splinter Cell game, space travel powered by pee, zombies on a farm and the reason why silver bullets aren’t cheap anymore.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy disposing of our soaps, one can of petrol at a time.
Splinter Cell Blacklist will ditch uninteresting stealth
Resident Evil 6 will be a game for the fans
Forza Horizon’s choice for a 30 fps game decision defended by developers
38 Studios spouse speaks out
New details emerge on the spiritual successor to Limbo
Sgt Johnson won’t make an appearance in Halo 4
Diablo 3 real money auction house has items being sold for $250 already
Assassin’s Creed 3 developers – We’ve got nothing against the British
Across the Networks
Some iOS 6 features won’t work on your older devices
Australians build an ion thruster that can be powered by urine
This designer fly trap makes insect genocide stylish
Motivate to exercise, with future pills
These ten new pics for the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn 2 gives us family photos, amazons and arm-wrestling
Does Bill Paxton have more than 2 guns?
Top List Thursdays – 10 greatest movie car chases
We Review Mad Buddies – Oh Schucks, he’s back
Charlize Theron is caught in a Murder Mystery!
JJ Abrams Star Trek sequel is beaming up to an IMAX 3D cinema near you. Well, maybe not us, but somebody out there!
Those silver bullets ain’t cheap, as the Lone Ranger goes way over budget
The Magic Mike red band trailer aims to tease
You’ll get a rise out of these Guardians character posters
Model: Simone Lessing
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.