I put it to you, the readers, that you knew we would post titillating images. I put it to you that you then put it to the images, images that wish they could put it to an end. Well who’s putting it now? In fact, I put it to you that I have no idea where the hell this joke is even going.
In Other News: Elder Scrolls buys low and sells high, Road Redemption rashes you in alpha, Olli Olli pulls a benihana on more consoles and Battlefield 4 breaks down again.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy measuring our feet.
News
Battlefield 4 death shield game-breaking bug discovered
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot adds loot-fetching pets
Road Redemption alpha available now
Grave’s dynamic horror landscape shifts onto PC, Mac, Linux and Xbox
Chop up and equip your enemy body parts in Severed
Elder Scrolls Online marketplace helps players buy, sell and trade
Astebreed is a bullet-hell shooter where you fight aliens as a janitor
Olli Olli coming to PS4, PS3 and PC in July
Stuff
Super Mario 64 feels great but plays like crap on the Oculus Rift
This War of Mine: a civilian survival story that is 11 Bit Studios’ ‘most important work ever’
All 32 NBA logos redesigned with Pokemon
Retrospective: Puyo Pop Fever
Videos
Bomb Buds – Launch trailer
Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark – Launch trailer
Pop Facts – Zelda 2: Japanese differences
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – Harvey
There’s only one Tatiana Maslany in these Orphan Black season 2 trailers and character posters
Highlights from the James Cameron AMA – Terminator, Aliens 5 and Avatar
Michael Bay talks Transformer: Age of Extinction plot details
Monday Box Office Report – Her name is Rio and she helps me hail Hydra
Director Bryan Singer spills some X-Men: Apocalypse details
It takes a barracuda to catch a shark in this trailer for A Most Wanted Man
Model: Andi Muise
Last Updated: April 14, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 14, 2014 at 16:07
She could be my muse any day.
Hammersteyn
April 14, 2014 at 16:10
Muise? I’d love to scroll and double click that.
Mossel
April 14, 2014 at 16:17
Syt meer as een muis.
EDIT: I’m not sure how I feel about that.
Hammersteyn
April 14, 2014 at 16:18
Hopefully you mean she’s got a twin sister or maybe they’re triplets
Mossel
April 14, 2014 at 16:20
Obviously I mean she has a Roccat Kone and a Steelseries Rival.
Hammersteyn
April 14, 2014 at 16:20
XD
Just Saying
April 14, 2014 at 16:39
any Man’s dream: 3 woman
1 to do the cooking
1 to do the washing
1 to make sure all house work is done while I’m gaming
Dutch Matrix
April 14, 2014 at 16:20
Ag nee Mossel man! Kom ons hou dit classy? Moenie dat ek jou in die toetskielies kom skop nie man! Jy gee ons Afrikaaners ‘n slegter naam!
Mossel
April 14, 2014 at 16:22
lol moenie maak of jy nie ten minste geglimlag het nie! hehe xD
Dutch Matrix
April 14, 2014 at 16:25
Ek het nie. Toe jy praat van twee muise dink ek aan die twee dooie rotte wat ek moes optel gister. So nou is my pret vir vanaand bederf! Dankie hoor!
Admiral Chief in Space
April 14, 2014 at 20:07
XD
Dutch Matrix
April 14, 2014 at 16:17
Never say I am not a friend… (Hit refresh)
Rince Striving Abomination
April 14, 2014 at 16:21
Ohhh nice.
Hammersteyn
April 14, 2014 at 16:24
If ever EA opened a strip club
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2NjMow_460sa.gif
ToshZA
April 14, 2014 at 16:38
$9.99 per item of clothing removed. Starting with the hair band
Hammersteyn
April 14, 2014 at 16:39
Plus they need to fix the bugs.
Guest
April 14, 2014 at 16:46
Day one patch, fix the gravity
Unavengedavo
April 14, 2014 at 16:51
Zero Gravity isn’t always a bad thing…
http://tellmenow.com/files/2014/03/2014.02.19-mrconservative-5304ce2ca6ba1-500×391.jpg
Hammersteyn
April 15, 2014 at 07:55
Moonraker comes to mind.
Brian Murphy
April 14, 2014 at 19:02
+10 for Class, because of all the children’s toys in the background.
Unavengedavo
April 14, 2014 at 16:22
Come on guys, let us not discriminate! We should give the ladies something to goggle at as well!!!
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Rince Striving Abomination
April 14, 2014 at 16:26
Oh you horrible horrible an!
Unavengedavo
April 14, 2014 at 16:29
Wanted to go for something more hairy, but found that the socks and shoes just added that extra something to the mix
Kensei Seraph
April 15, 2014 at 07:24
Just remember, this is all YOUR fault.
Hammersteyn
April 14, 2014 at 16:31
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Admiral Chief in Space
April 14, 2014 at 20:06
That takes the cake of the WORST pic you have posted. Ever
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 15, 2014 at 07:46
Meh, been done before ;P
Kneel before my epic Paint skills!
Unavengedavo
April 15, 2014 at 08:15
But I did not know that, plus this isn’t a mankini 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 15, 2014 at 08:30
Just messing with you… and Darryn 😀
Rince Striving Abomination
April 15, 2014 at 08:37
And you were asking why he never comments here any more 😛
Unavengedavo
April 15, 2014 at 08:52
Why who never comments? O_o I have actually been busy at work the last while, and from Wednesday I might not be able to comment from my work PC anymore :'(
Rince Striving Abomination
April 15, 2014 at 09:03
We were discussing on Saturday why Darryn never comments in the comments section… I am sure it has nothing to do with him having to see the ‘fanfiction’ of us tehehehehe
The D
April 15, 2014 at 12:48
So unrealistic. I mean really, chest hair?
Unavengedavo
April 15, 2014 at 14:16
Chest hair just came with the… uh… package O_o
Gavin Mannion
April 15, 2014 at 12:48
Oh my god that’s terrifying.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
April 14, 2014 at 16:38
Holy hell, that is one gorgeous little creature that
Rags
April 14, 2014 at 17:15
Also, CGHUB closed down 🙁