In Other News – 13 February 2014

Kristin-3

It’s another HAWT day in Africa. The sun is shining, my face is melting and I think my cat just exploded. Strangely enough, I love hot days like this as its the perfect excuse for me to not wear pants. Not that I need an excuse, mind you.

In Other News: Link steps up to bat, Rain World looks at consoles, prepare to boomshakalaka once again and the story of how LucasArts fell.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy bastardising game franchises.

News

Ikaruga releases on Steam February 18
Xbox One media remote leaks online
EA Sports is gauging interest in a new NBA Jam game
Nintendo Direct broadcast set for Thursday
Rain World devs looking at consoles
Blade Kitten to get long lost episode 2 DLC on Steam
Star Crawlers is a Sci-Fi RPG and dungeon crawler
Link steps up to bat in new Smash Bros screenshots

Stuff

Maybe a Pokemon MMO wouldn’t be as cool as we think
Fall of the Empire: How inner turmoil brought down LucasArts
The heartening story of Blek, the iOS game that cut through App Store cynicism with pure creativity
The future of warfare is giant robots

Videos

South Park: The Stick of Truth – Behind the scenes with Matt and Trey
Titanfall – Loadout walkthrough
Infamous: Second Son – Karmic interview

What’s on at The Movies

Top List Thursdays – Top five actors who almost got chosen for Doctor Who
There’s no mercy at the top of the food chain in season 2 of House of cards
Elizabeth Olsen talks Avengers: Age of Ultron
Hit the road in this teaser trailer for Tammy

Model: Kristin Van Dijk

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

Don't stop now.... you're having a good time


  • Admiral Chief in Vegas

    Exploding cat???

    • VampyreSquirrel

      so much for purrsday…

      • Admiral Chief in Vegas

        Does that make it a hot pu$$y?

        • VampyreSquirrel

          Only for Darryn?

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            One more thing he will never have?

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Lol! I shut up now.

          • http://www.lazygamer.net/ The D

            You guys are blerry mean, sniff.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            @Admiral_Chief:disqus started it… I just went with the flow…

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            Sorry, I forgot about YOUR version of this:

            ” Because he can’t take it. Because he’s not a hero. He’s a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.”

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      You had to ask :(

    • Brian Murphy

  • Admiral Chief in Vegas

    Once again the Homegrown Hottie does not disappoint

    • Hammersteyn

      lungs O_o

      • SheHulkNigri

        Mass Effect?

        • Hammersteyn

          Gravity is pulling my eyes.

          • SheHulkNigri

            According to the article, those are natural gravity pools right there… So much win I tell you!!!

          • RTrece6415

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          • Hammersteyn

            Fuck off!

  • VampyreSquirrel

    ION has nice body, but I dunno about her face… might just be me.

    Awesome job on bastardising game franchises guys!

    • RinceandLeSIGH

      Yeah. That has got to be one of my favourite pieces they did. Also managed to get about 80% of who did the shop work correct :)

  • Admiral Chief in Vegas

    So I read she jams XBox, so thats a no for me then :P

    • Hammersteyn

      Blondes eh? *Runs*

  • Hammersteyn

    I lolled at the Pokemon MMO link. Never thought of microtransactions in a Pokemon game.

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Your Charmander sucks, but if you pay us $5 now, you can evolve it to Charizard with better stats! (click here to pay now!)

      • Unavengedavo

        Your Charmander sucks, but if you pay us $5 now, it will swallow O_o

        • VampyreSquirrel

          All the teenage boys go “MOOOOOM, What’s your credit card details?”

  • SheHulkNigri

    Hmmm no definitely hot… Nice one Mr B!

  • Lardus-Resident Perve

    Seems like quite a fun young lady we have for the ION today. And very VERY beautiful in my always humble opinion!

    • Hammersteyn

      Proudly SA

    • SheHulkNigri

      She is quite gorgeous, and I love that she has some flesh on those bones… Nice to see a girl that is not aiming for the title of Miss Skeleton 2014

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