In Other News – 13 February 2013 
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Geoffrey Tim
February 13, 2013 at 4:00 pm

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Tomorrow’s Valentine’s day, that annual Hallmark holiday where guys are made to spend all of their money on praline-filled chocolates, shiny trinkets, exorbitantly-priced flowers and whatever badly-stitched-together fluffy bear some greasy tool’s imported from China by the boatload. It’s a complete con! And for what?

The off chance that you might end up with tulips on your organ? If you do really love someone, and are lucky enough to be with someone you genuinely care about, then you should be doing nice things for him or her all the time to show that you care — not just one day out of the year because a greedy greetings card company bloody well said so.

Still fair warning; if your lady says she doesn’t want anything for this horrible, invented holiday then it’s probably a trap. I am going to be in all sorts of kak tomorrow.

In Other News: Ancel’s unhappy, The PS4 could take on Kinect, Black Ops 2 is really innovative you guys, StarCraft 2’s going to be 6 gigs bigger and Far Cry’s 3’s nae shite.

News

Rayman creator protests Legends delay
PlayStation 4 gets an extra eye?
Numerous PSN Games and DLC Mistakenly Listed as Free for PlayStation Plus Members
Famitsu really likes Metal Gear rising
Mutant Mudds 2 coming in 2014
Sleeping Dogs “Law Enforcer” live
The Last five years of Xbox has been “Painful to watch”
Deadpool game coming in Summer
Pokémon Rumble hitting the WiiU

Stuff

Spaceballs easter egg in Aliens: Colonial Marines
6 gig Starcraft 2 patch on the way?
Nvidia’s Titan specs revealed?
Black Ops 2 to get an innovation award?

Videos

Aliens: Colonial Marines PC vs 360 comparison
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Opening cinematic leaked!
The best Far Cry 3 video review you’ll ever see

What’s on At TheMovies.co.za?

John Cusack is the only safety measure in THE NUMBERS STATION
Will WRECK-IT RALPH 2 feature a certain daring dragon slayer?
Director Tommy Wirkola is heading back out into some more DEAD SNOW
Midweek Mouth-off: Talking TheMovies.co.za
Robert Downey Jr is looking at the entire history of you in the BLACK MIRROR

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  • Admiral Chief Erwin

    My wife also said that she doesn’t want anything, I sense a trap!

    • http://twitter.com/hayted hayted

      Run my friend! It is totally a trap! This day was invented by women to just get more than they normally do! Oh your wife is so tricksey! Totally test – don’t fail! Long year to get through.

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      As did mine. Mmmmm. To tempt fate or not?

      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        I rolled the dice, balls intact, cheesy sms is all she got, and I got very positive feedback on that one!

        BUT, since our anniversary is around the corner (5 years marriage), I better make a plan :-

    • matthurstrsa

      As did mine. We’re just braaing. Man, I hope its not a trap. All safe so far.

      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        I shall be braaing, but with a N

  • Lardus

    I forgot to book leave for that “darkest of days” tomorrow! I hate the fake loveydovey bs! And then you post such a pic reminding me why we are all in the V-day horror in the first place! Nice ION with a correct angle!

    • Admiral Chief Erwin

      I would like to Romain-here

      (check where she is from)

      • Lardus

        Lol, already Googled her so I got it! I would concider doing something for her for V-day!

  • Admiral Chief Erwin

    Also, V-day and V-disease, leaving that thought with you all.
    Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool!
    Unless you married, then gaan groot! (with your significant other!)

  • Valshen

    BOOTS WITH THE FUR!

    • Andre116

      I think you meant: BOOTS WITH THE FUUUUUURRRR.

    • Deon Steyn

      That’s Barney Rubble’s wife.

    • Unavengedavo

      I don’t see any fur on her boobs… OI sorry, you said boots

      • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

        I’ve got fur all over my boobs, if that’s your thing.

  • Trevor Davies

    I must notify PETA immediately. Can’t have that lovely fur covered by a disgustingly attractive woman.