Tomorrow’s Valentine’s day, that annual Hallmark holiday where guys are made to spend all of their money on praline-filled chocolates, shiny trinkets, exorbitantly-priced flowers and whatever badly-stitched-together fluffy bear some greasy tool’s imported from China by the boatload. It’s a complete con! And for what?
The off chance that you might end up with tulips on your organ? If you do really love someone, and are lucky enough to be with someone you genuinely care about, then you should be doing nice things for him or her all the time to show that you care — not just one day out of the year because a greedy greetings card company bloody well said so.
Still fair warning; if your lady says she doesn’t want anything for this horrible, invented holiday then it’s probably a trap. I am going to be in all sorts of kak tomorrow.
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