I’d write something that could hopefully be perceived as funny and witty, but right now, I have to head off to the porcelain throne as my organs may have confused my body for the HMS Bounty.
So, yeah, pretty pic above, great links below, and toilet to the left. Gotta go
In Other News: Solid Snake has a 3D arrival this week, Double Fine smashes past its original goals and we perform the most electrifying move in all of iOS entertainment on our iPads.
Here’s the news we didn’t post, because we were too busy staying awesome.
Metal Gears Solid 3 Snake Eater 3D arrives this week
Activision admits to bungling the launch of Call Of Duty Elite
PS Vita to have a $50 million marketing campaign
Master Chief gets some new armour in Halo 4
Binary Domain demo arrives later this week
First Look: Strike Witch for the PSP
WWE hits the iPad
Double Fine Kickstarter project has quadrupled its original goal
Across the Networks
This Millenium Falcon guitar can make the Kessel run in less than 12 chords
The ultimate iPad drinking game
Would you climb a mountain wearing these socks?
Sony says goodbye to ‘The Boys’
Leon Schuster and Kenneth Nkosi are Mad Buddies
The first footage for Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 and Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter is now online
Dracula Year Zero returns from the grave
And the winners of the Nu Metro Chronicle double tickets are…
Model: Erin Heatherton
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.