Aw yeah baby. I’m going to open your cardboard flaps, and gently peel that warranty sticker off. Then I’m going to rip the plastic off you with my teeth and then get busy downloading games all night looooong. If you haven’t realised it yet, I’m writing PS4 porn. You might want to turn away.
In Other News: Tales of Zestiria heads west, GOG has some winter strain, Forza 5 has some cheap cars for sale and Pokémon updates.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy shooting a PornStation 4 film.
News
Pokémon X and Y gets a mandatory update
BAFTA winner The Room now free on iOS
Forza 5 update makes cars cheaper, releases this month
Namco confirms Tales of Zestiria for EU and US
GOG strains at the start of its winter sale
The Whispered World 2 arriving in late 2014 on PC and Mac
Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z has a retro style gameplay mode
Soulcalibur won’t draw free to play swords until next year
Stuff
TheSurvivor2299.com: How an elaborate hoax gave the Fallout series the multiplayer it never had
Pro gamer retires so that he can finish high school
Call of Duty might be just a game, but its underlying message is becoming more and more troubling
Bioshock’s characters were not born, they had to be made
Videos
SOMA – Environments trailer
Pillars of Eternity – Gameplay teaser
Wild Star – Dev speak: Engineer
What’s on at The Movies
It’s the crossover of your wibbly wobbly dreams in this fan video for Wholock
Sony to develop a shared Spider-Man universe with Venom and Sinister Six movies on the way
Disney builds a continuity with their next film, Descendants
Don Cheadle locks in for a War Machine return in The Avengers: Age of Ultron
Movies Out Today – A return to Middle Earth
We review The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug – Alternates between exhilirating and unnecessary again
And your 2013 Golden Globe nominees are…
Model: Riley “NSFW” Steele
Last Updated: December 13, 2013
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
December 13, 2013 at 16:07
That sounds almost as disturbing as you Toe nail art videos that Rince mentioned earlier… I hope you sanitized that proton pack(and PS4) afterwards!!!
RinceGivesRspectsToMadiba
December 13, 2013 at 16:08
Pornstation 4! SONY rumbles its pack all over your hard drive… Wait, what? 0-O
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
December 13, 2013 at 16:13
But I though Twitch put a stop to it :O
RinceGivesRspectsToMadiba
December 13, 2013 at 16:16
It’s in the Underbelly of the net 0-O twitch, twitch…
Lardus-Resident Perve
December 13, 2013 at 16:13
Wys die kameel bietjie toon daar?
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
December 13, 2013 at 16:14
So klein bietjie, maar daar is ander foto’s wat nie veel oor los vir jou verbeelding nie…
Lardus-Resident Perve
December 13, 2013 at 16:30
Lol, no need for me to Google pictures of her…if you know what I mean 😛
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
December 13, 2013 at 16:32
You already have images in your Female Acquaintance Person folder? (a.k.a F.A.P folder)
Lardus-Resident Perve
December 13, 2013 at 16:36
Hehe no, DVDs
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
December 13, 2013 at 16:42
Can I borrow those for, uh, research purposes?
HvR
December 13, 2013 at 16:19
With Dualshock 4 slightly trembling in my hand my right thumb slowly rubbed its gleaming black analog stick slowly uncovering what lies below.
Hammersteyn
December 13, 2013 at 20:28
Hahaha I love the controller. So much better than the DS3
LesMossel
December 13, 2013 at 16:21
Alright bitches, I will be on leave as of NOW!! Tyd om te DUIK!
RinceGivesRspectsToMadiba
December 13, 2013 at 16:32
Later man!
Hammersteyn
December 13, 2013 at 20:27
Enjoy!
Darren Peach
December 13, 2013 at 17:14
My PS4 is sitting in the lounge waiting to be caressed tonight while I loving with a tender touch play Killzone.
Hammersteyn
December 13, 2013 at 20:27
Same here. Thank heaven for the long weekend