This has got to be the longest short week that I have ever sat through, as if I was caught in some sort of ridiculous time-loop. While I figure out that quantum conundrum, take a look at our LW Mag sponsored Homegrown Hottie, Ashton Leigh Blake.
She’s a Jozi native with a passion for dubstep and metal music, and happens to dig Hannibal Lector. Yowzers! Read more about her here.
In Other News: Max Payne goes to Australia, the Walking Dead prepares to shamble onto Xbox Live and Warhammer goes ultimate.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because I was too busy looking for more raisins to post some food puns on Twitter, but in the end, those crepes turned out to all be glutens for punishement, resulting in yet another half-baked scheme that quickly got mould.
This week on Lazygamer
MTG – Venser vs Koth – Koffing in smoke and mirrors
FFD – Is this the final Friday the 13th for the PS Vita?
Lazygamer TV – Top Five Reboots
Wipeout 2048 Review – Like a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down
Sodium Overload 2 is coming – Hide your children
Confrontation Review – Snorehammer
Why hello there sexy Mario
Masters Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13 – Sunday at the masters
Asphalt Injection Review – A sugary injection into bile-filled veins
2012s most anticipated games are sequels
Catherine Review – Sheep Thrills
FIFA Street Review – An unexpected surprise
Win a key for the Ghost Recon Future Soldier beta
iPhone may be the Gameboys of the future
Nintendo gives out real coins for a certain JRPG
Max Payne 3 rated suitable for Australia
The Witcher 2 devs want real life animatiosn for PS4 and Xbox 720
Dark Legends MMO launches
The Walking Dead will have a demo on Xbox Live, says Telltale Games
Get your first taste of the Halo 4 soundtrack
Warhammer 40 000 Dawn of War ultimate collection revealed
Across the Networks
Sin City 2 gets an official announcement
The Rock gets ready to put boots to mythological asses in Lore
Official tariler for Looper is now out – Joseph Gordon Levitt tries to kill himself
Whose line is it anyway? – Animated movies special edition quiz
Alfonso Cuaran is on a shortlist to direct the Hunger Games sequel
Friday the 13th at the movies – Junkies,trannies,bitches,pirates,gospel singers and action heroines
Is the cast of The Avengers shooting an extra scene tonight or not?
You’re going to need a special prescription for Googles’ Project Glass
Science says that drinking beer can indeed make you more intelligent
This piece of video game nostalgia will rip the spine out of your wallet
This redesign of the Pringles can is awesome
Model: Ashton Leigh Blake
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