What’s the best drink to have, on a wintery night, hmm? I used to be a massive fan of Horlicks, but somehow, the recipe has changed, into something that tastes like sweetened sawdust. Irishing up some hot Milo is one thing, but what I really need, is a good recipe for a vanilla chai drink.
Well that, and maybe a bottle of vodka, to keep me going through the global cooling this season.
In Other News: Where to find some dogmatic armour, Master Chief has some teabags with your name on them, splitting time for a fourth session, Beowulf takes on Noah, trolls no longer have anonymity and why E3 needed more ponies.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because we were too busy putting our organs up for sale so that we could buy a new MacBook Pro.
Gears of War Judgement character choice a no brainer
Bioware Senior Writer hints at Dragon Age 3
Halo 4 will rediscover the awe and wonder of the original game
Ghost Recon spends a third week at the top
Riot wins League of Legends scam site battle
Hopes are high for a Timesplitters 4 game
The Wii U will still use friend codes
Teabagging returns in Halo 4
Across the Networks
The new MacBook Pro is the Ivan Drago of laptops
Own some ancient art in 3D!
UK Websites will soon be forced to reveal the identities of trolls
Frozen finally finds its song writers
Will Phillip Seymour Hoffman be Catching Fire?
Warner Bros contemplating a Ryan Reynolds-less Green Lantern reboot
Sony wants to make a Tonka Trucks film
It’s going to be Beowulf versus Noah, as Ray Winstone is offered a part in the film
All, or some of your Prometheus questions answered. Sort of
Looks like that patriotic villain is not going to be in Iron Man 3 after all
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