Erm, I’d better say something funny I guess, or Geoff will whip me like a pack mule again. Erm, uh…farts? NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE GEOFF!
In Other News: Square Enix has a galaxy to explore, Leisure Suit Larry gets a touch of audio class, Jack Reacher in pictures, zombies invade Nuketown and we say farewell to a legendary publication.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy rediscovering the joy of BRUSHIE BRUSHIE.
Black Ops 2 Nuketown zombies hits Xbox 360 season pass holders
The Secret World abolishes subscriptions
Cancelled Silicon Knights game detailed
Broken Sword: The Smoking Mirror remastered just in time for Android
Grammy nominated Journey composer to make music for…Leisure Suit Larry?
Star Galaxy announced by Square Enix
Hotline Miami has been torrented to extraordinary levels
Black Knight Sword on PSN today
Across the Network
Feast your eyes on this all new stills for Jack Reacher
Guilty Pleasures – Hercules Returns
John McNaughton will be preparing for The Harvest
Win a Ted DVD with Nu Metro
Midweek Mouth Off – An unexpected journey
It’s a hard hitting trailer for Welcome to the punch
Top Gun will take a highway to the Imax 3D danger zone next year
New Man of Steel trailer sheds light on the man behind the shield
Model: Laura Dore
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