Woo, what a busy day, amirite? By now, you’re probably sifting through all of the news that just came out of the Xbox press conference. Meanwhile, Al and I are resting our fingers for round 2, when Sony launches their event. Be sure to tune in for that. As usual, we’ll have live coverage, video and news reports of attendees drinking all the Kolsch beer available.
Today’s Tasty Tuesday snack is that American favourite, buffalo wings. And not just any buffalo wings mind you. I’m talking El Diablo, wings that taste like a hot kiss going down your throat, and burn like the vengeance of a brony scorned when they come out of your other end. Totally worth nibbling on however.
In Other News: A Hungry Horde descends upon your handheld, Night Trap returns, don’t expect a demo from that football game and Driveclub is going to park a few more cars in your garage.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy posting Craigslist notices for a Furry party at our German HQ.
News
Night Trap HD remake announced
The Hungry Horde announced for PS Vita
Madden NFL 15 will not get a demo this year
DriveClub’s special edition unlocks five cars
Super Smash Bros on 3DS is getting this neat Gameboy stage
How to (not) make a slumber party video game
Projectile fighting game Lethal League out this month on Steam
Gamemaker Studio gets Xbox One Windows export this year
Stuff
If early access comes to consoles – Developers respond
When the aliens invade, be nice to them
Grapplig is one of the oldest sports in the world, so why can’t gaming do it properly?
Videos
Final Fantasy Record Keeper – Debut trailer
World Of Speed – Team racing trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Joseph Gordon Levitt is a man on the wire in The Walk
Warner Bros president discusses Batman V Superman reshuffling and how it’s a good thing for everybody
Marv is sinning in this Sin City: A Dame To Kill For trailer
Some elements of The Last Of Us movie will be very different
This trailer for Nightcrawler is looking for a job
Bond 24 update – Massive rewrites, Sam Smith to sing theme, Lea Sedoux to star
Legendary comedian and actor Robin Williams dies at 63
Model: A plate of wings that sure as hell can’t fly fast enough to escape me.
Last Updated: August 12, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 12, 2014 at 16:06
FLY, YOU FOOLS!
Dutch Matrix
August 12, 2014 at 16:08
Then Gandalf stabbed the chicken.
Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora
August 12, 2014 at 16:18
Did you know: Gandalf actually was planning on using the Eagles
http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-just-changed-the-way-we-see-lord-of-the-rings-mind-blown
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 12, 2014 at 16:26
All that walking because of a misplaced comma. So sad.
Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora
August 12, 2014 at 16:31
I know right!
Rinceable
August 12, 2014 at 17:37
Lol
Mossel
August 13, 2014 at 08:32
Dude I read that the other day!! My life is lie.
Dutch Matrix
August 12, 2014 at 16:07
Ag nee Bonthuys! I am crying now! Where be my pretty for the day?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 12, 2014 at 16:11
There you go. In honour of MS’ well-played exclusive…
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2014 at 16:12
Depression intensifies
Aries
August 12, 2014 at 16:23
To brighten it up, just think how much P’s it going to have
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2014 at 16:30
Still….. they have 720ps of Lara while we have none.
Aries
August 12, 2014 at 16:53
the Xbone wont be able to keep it up, she will come to her senses eventually
Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora
August 12, 2014 at 16:15
Too soon dude…. Too soon
Dutch Matrix
August 12, 2014 at 16:19
I just wonder what shady deals were made to accomplish that. Do they not know that deals with the devil usually ends badly?
Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora
August 12, 2014 at 16:21
I wonder if it isn’t just a timed exclusive? They really didn’t specify
Dutch Matrix
August 12, 2014 at 16:25
I also cannot fathom that a phenomanal game like Tomb Raider will be Xbox only. Just does not compute.
Rinceable
August 12, 2014 at 17:40
Lulz! Thanks for keeping the spirit alive while I was in a terrible/bad news work meeting
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2014 at 16:09
Yoh that XBOX news, I’d never imagine that we’d only be able to find Lara on the Boner O_o
Jonah Cash
August 12, 2014 at 16:14
SE are dicks!! I will have to find a new muse it would seem….. Will make a lady Guardian in Destiny!!!!????
Screw you Lara…. oh wait….
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2014 at 16:15
XD
Jonah Cash
August 12, 2014 at 16:17
So the first one sells badly and their answer is to only release on the system that is selling the worst???? Hahahahahaha Fuck logic, who needs it!!!
Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora
August 12, 2014 at 16:18
I know right!
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2014 at 16:31
Well you can hardly say logic and Xbox in the same sentence
Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora
August 12, 2014 at 16:34
But you can say ID@Box and Xbox in the same sentence *loved it when they actually said it*
Mossel
August 13, 2014 at 08:29
hahaha! Well worded.
Reminds me of my varsity days: The first year girls were called “klingels”. So on the wall someone wrote: “Daars n klingel op Jan se stingel.”
Hammersteyn
August 13, 2014 at 08:47
Bwahaha
Unavengedavo
August 12, 2014 at 16:11
What happened to the ION ladies?
ToshZA
August 12, 2014 at 16:13
Human trafficking
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2014 at 16:13
Bought by XBOX
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 12, 2014 at 16:14
Well… you see that bowl with “buffalo wings”? Darryn finally snapped.
Corrie Botha
August 12, 2014 at 16:18
I think it’s an imposter, Darryn wouldn’t do that to us….would he?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 12, 2014 at 16:21
You have to watch out for the quiet ones.
Corrie Botha
August 12, 2014 at 16:33
Shhh! don’t let him know we’re on to him… or her… or it.
Thats_how_I_Troll
August 12, 2014 at 16:23
ION ladies, now available as DLC.
Corrie Botha
August 12, 2014 at 16:26
Exclusive to Microsoft
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 12, 2014 at 16:18
Disappointed that this wasn’t the tasty Tuesday ION
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 12, 2014 at 16:19
or this since geoff commented on being extra sweaty
FoxOneZA
August 12, 2014 at 16:30
Who knows what other IP’s MS are buying o_O
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 12, 2014 at 16:44
Please let it be ACM:Remake Please let it be ACM:Remake
Eric
August 12, 2014 at 16:52
I did not come here for this
Ryanza
August 12, 2014 at 17:44
Every 30 minutes we will be presenting gameplay from The Witcher 3:
Wild Hunt in a special cinema located in our booth (Hall 7.1, Aisle B,
No. 32), so when you come by make sure to head in there as well to see
Wild Hunt gameplay on the big screen!
I wouldn’t leave the cinema until they give me the game. Come on Lazygamer I want an eyes-on article.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 13, 2014 at 06:49
Yay! Gamescom is already better than E3 on DAY ONE.
http://venturebeat.com/2014/08/12/die-triangles-sierra-is-back-with-new-kings-quest-and-geometry-wars/