Our LW Mag sponsored lady today is Jeanine Kilian, and jislaaik it bru, she can klap those jean pants on hey? Like stukkend ek se, like stukkend. Take another look at her here mah chaainas*.
In Other News: Crazy Taxi crashes onto Android, Vengeance for PC and PS3, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon resets and Josh Brolin is an old boy.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because some guys dressed in Province rugby jerseys are about to tear me a new one.
News
Crazy Taxi launches on Android devices
Metro Last Light Faction DLC dated for July 16
Starcraft 2 players offerend one free name change
Second Life developer snaps up indie game distribution service
PC and PS3 gets Black Ops 2 Vengeance next month
Xbox One is great for small businesses
Microsoft restructuring to be outlined July 11
Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon update adds garrison reset option
Stuff
This is how you make a video game based on a disgraced TV star
Did Double Fine really need to make a $3.3 million game?
Buy your own Skyrim beard (And face and hair)
Next-gen graphics – It’s all in the details
Videos
Screwattack – Best ever glitch
Deus Ex The Fall – iOS launch trailer
Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix – Gameplay trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Top List Thursdays – Top ten infinitely rewatchable films
We’re going to need a bigger chopper in this red band trailer for Sharknado
This first official pic for the Amazing Spider-Man is pretty shocking
Jeff Bridges might save us all in this trailer for Seventh Son
This red band trailer for Oldboy has been thinking for twenty years
Star Trek Into Darkness warps into DVD and Blu Ray September 1
Rumour – Vin Diesel may have had a vision about which Marvel character he would play
Orson Scott Card responds to calls for the boycotting of Ender’s Game
*Before anyone gets in a huff, I’m making fun of Breekers, not Afrikaans people in general. Because we all know that Breekers aren’t technically people.
Model: Jeanine Kilian
Last Updated: July 11, 2013
Trevor Davies
July 11, 2013 at 16:03
Klap it, boet!
Airborne
July 11, 2013 at 16:10
Schteek haar, baybee! schteek haar!!!
Jonah Cash
July 11, 2013 at 16:03
Jissie my ou, moenie ons perre so aanvat nie ons laaik dit nie….. Ek sal jou opvrommel en in die asblik druk!!
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
July 11, 2013 at 16:04
Dude, I can’t understand kakpraat. Your accent are too thick #ducks
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 11, 2013 at 16:09
Jy benodig meer as ‘n #eend om ons klappie te koes my broe
Spathi
July 11, 2013 at 16:26
As jy so aanhou voer ek jou nou ‘n knuckle pie. Hou nou aan kak praat en dan kry jy dit, pappa het ‘n sak vol PKs en voel vrygewig vannaand…
Lord Chaos
July 11, 2013 at 16:51
Ag, ons Vrystaaters sal jou `n hand gee.
Lardus
July 11, 2013 at 16:06
Hmmm, probably the best local lady this year? I like her look for some reason. En daai een foto het lekker lekker lekker cleavage 🙂
Airborne
July 11, 2013 at 16:12
Yup, by far!!!
Lardus
July 11, 2013 at 16:49
Dis hoe sy maak voel…
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 11, 2013 at 16:09
Ek kan nie afrikaans praat nie
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 11, 2013 at 16:09
Snaaks genoeg kan jy dit baie mooi tik.
En dis Afrikaans
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 11, 2013 at 16:14
Dankie worsie..ek probeer ma om afrikaans te praat.jy maak my skaam met jou wonderlike worde
HvR
July 11, 2013 at 16:16
en daar val dit om, maar mooi probeer.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 11, 2013 at 16:17
Omval? Ombl!ks3m is meer soos die woord 😛
Unavengedavo
July 11, 2013 at 16:21
Gee die man ‘n breek, darm probeer hy 😛
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 11, 2013 at 16:23
Ja dankie!! Jy is my beste vrienden????—????
Unavengedavo
July 11, 2013 at 16:25
Nee kyk, ek sal jou nou ‘n breek gee omdat dit nie jou taal is nie. Maar laas toe ek gekyk het was ek ‘n vriend 😛
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 11, 2013 at 16:30
Ja chommies mos 😕 …. … dankie?
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 11, 2013 at 16:20
Dankie
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 11, 2013 at 16:16
Jy misverstaan. Worsie is my ongebore seun, ek is Groot Wors
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 11, 2013 at 16:21
Sorry!! My brain is really starting to hurt can’t this up…afrikaans is not my strong point
PointMan
July 11, 2013 at 16:23
Why did I read that in a Trevor Noah voice………
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 11, 2013 at 16:24
Because it was a trevor noah reference lol thank god someone picked it up i really cant speak in afrikaans
PointMan
July 11, 2013 at 16:26
LOL and speaking of, I got my ticket for his show in October.
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 11, 2013 at 16:51
Enjoy bro!! Awesome stuff
Its Just a Ride
July 11, 2013 at 23:26
Nee baas moenie my slaan nie!!!!!
HvR
July 11, 2013 at 16:42
I was thinking about the Bittereinder song (forward to 1:55):
PointMan
July 11, 2013 at 17:10
lol, here hav an upvote.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 11, 2013 at 16:11
SKYRIM BEARD!!!!
Anon A Mouse
July 11, 2013 at 16:44
Darryn, seriously dude. That disclaimer was totally unnecessary. If someone really got into a huff about that (seeing what gets said and posted on here everyday) then we are really becoming a banana republic, and not the cool one where Jim is the prezz.
Alhough I must admit I’m afrikaans and can’t gooi the taal like that.
Weanerdog
July 11, 2013 at 20:23
Those finger nails lead me to believe that she has carnal knowledge of a clown. But otherwise one of the better Local lasses.
I was going to type this in Afrikaans but it was way too dirty.
LordCaptainAwesomeness
July 11, 2013 at 20:29
WooHoo … Steam Summer Sale is ON!
CaptainNemo42
July 12, 2013 at 07:12
Watse jean pants praat jy van? Ek het nie enige jean pant nêrens gesien nie. En hoekom Province? Ek sou dink ‘n perd in ‘n Pink Blou Bul trui sou jou wou dik tik…