In Other News – 11 February 2014

Autumn Riley

Man, I still can’t believe that I haven’t landed a part in the new Avengers movie which is currently filming in Jozi. I’m fire retardant (I hug flames to death), cheap and I just had a bath. Dammit, and I’m only asking for 2% of the final net gross when the movie arrives next year!

In Other News: Rust goes over a million, the PS Vita gets plenty of games, a game based on a Twitter brouhaha and Roman games weren’t built in a day.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being all that and a bag of Simba chippies.

News

Xbox 360 chrome controllers revealed in black and purple
PS Vita to get God of War and Sly Cooper collections this May
Rust passes 1 million sales
Ubisoft and Sony Pictures are make a Rabbids movie
Around 90% of US PS4s are connected online
Blazblue Chrono Phantasma picks a fight on PS Vita this summer
Adam Orth reveals indie game inspired by Twitter imbroglio
This year’s Call of Duty game is next-gen first

Stuff

Roman games weren’t built in a day
Starbound bans sexual predator
Alone in the dark with Creative Assembly’s Alien: Isolation
The Making Of: Silent Hill Shattered Memories

Videos

Dark Lands – Gameplay trailer
PlanetSide 2 – World Domination trailer
Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD – Valentine’s Day trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Ed Skrein will star in the Transporter reboot
Two snakes must fight in this trailer for The Double
Don’t expect the Akira adaptation to be too faithful to the source material
Joel Silver talks about the Escape from New York reboot

Model: Autumn Riley

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.
  • CaptainNemo42

    What is this Today we Fight Back thing?

    • Hammersteyn

      https://thedaywefightback.org/international/
      Read the facts section for the short handed version.

      • Unavengedavo

        As far as I see it they are trying to fight the NSA from collecting your personal data by collecting your personal data :/

        • RinceandLeSIGH

          BWAHAHAHAHAH! I thought exactly the same thing, but didn’t want to say anything least release the rage that is Gavin…

          • Unavengedavo

            But it’s true, they even admit that they are going to share your information with third parties!

            “TheDayWeFightBack.org may disclose potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information to members of the coalition, contractors and affiliated organizations that need to know that information in order to process it on TheDayWeFightBack.org’s behalf or to provide services available at TheDayWeFightBack.org.”

            https://thedaywefightback.org/privacy/

          • CaptainNemo42

            What if… TheDayWeFightBack IS is NSA…

            http://i.imgur.com/Vzeukqe.gif

          • RinceandLeSIGH

            MIND BLOWN!

          • Unavengedavo

            I said that as well!!! *puts on tinfoil hat* And what if they hijacked Lazygamer to get people to give them their information? :O

          • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

            we entered voluntarily.. they didn’t even contact us :)..

            I feel very strongly about net neutrality so we joined for a sngle day

          • Unavengedavo

            That is exactly what an NSA agent would say O_o

            P.S: You do know that I am only pulling your leg right?

      • CaptainNemo42

        Very well, but if the NSA has such a extensive grasp on everything around us, with the violating every right in the book. Do people really think a petition is going to make a difference.

        I’m not knocking the idea. Simply wondering if the NSA is really going to give a shit?

        • Weanerdog

          My only real concern is that the amount of porn that these guys watch is going to turn them into some kind of demonic sex offender, that all the games they are exposed to will turn them into mass murderers and all the cat memes will drain their intellect until there is naught but a zombie like shell.

          • Captain GUZ

            So just a regular day then?

          • Weanerdog

            Well for me yes, I wonder how they assign the agents. Hey Bob you got Weaner again today, here’s the bulk Pack of Tissue., Sorry Johny you got Rince here is gun with just one bullet. Sorry mate.

          • HvR

            Nope only big lumpy fat guys with lots of lube and tissues.

          • Weanerdog

            So ‘Mericans then

          • Captain GUZ

            cause why

        • Hammersteyn

          yeah well one can hope.

  • Hammersteyn

    Autumn already? I guess Summer Glau or India Summer was unavailable?

    • Captain GUZ

      Dont know how I feel about this but I know both of those actresses……..

      edit not personally just a fan

  • Devourer of Small Bunnies

    She seems VERY interested. Mooi nogal.

    • Hammersteyn

      It’s one of those girls with her own website.

      • Guest

        Oh no. Really? Sigh.

  • Mossel

    This is totally my pornstar crush. I’m not even ashamed.

    • Hammersteyn

      Send her a message on her website, who knows ;)

      • Captain GUZ

        Thats like writing a letter to father christmas…..gonna make all your wishes come true.

        • Hammersteyn

          LOL if only

        • Mossel

          Emphasis on “come”

      • Mossel

        LOL she’ll just tell me to subscribe and then milk me… for money.

        • Hammersteyn

          So you are going to try to get married? Then she can really milk you for money.

          • Mossel

            Haha never thought of it that way! *writes message to Autumn

  • HvR

    Dammit Darryn, we need a photo of Ms Riley hog tied with some yellow Cat5 cable.

    • Captain GUZ

      awesome!!!

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