Man, I still can’t believe that I haven’t landed a part in the new Avengers movie which is currently filming in Jozi. I’m fire retardant (I hug flames to death), cheap and I just had a bath. Dammit, and I’m only asking for 2% of the final net gross when the movie arrives next year!
In Other News: Rust goes over a million, the PS Vita gets plenty of games, a game based on a Twitter brouhaha and Roman games weren’t built in a day.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being all that and a bag of Simba chippies.
Xbox 360 chrome controllers revealed in black and purple
PS Vita to get God of War and Sly Cooper collections this May
Rust passes 1 million sales
Ubisoft and Sony Pictures are make a Rabbids movie
Around 90% of US PS4s are connected online
Blazblue Chrono Phantasma picks a fight on PS Vita this summer
Adam Orth reveals indie game inspired by Twitter imbroglio
This year’s Call of Duty game is next-gen first
What’s on at The Movies
Ed Skrein will star in the Transporter reboot
Two snakes must fight in this trailer for The Double
Don’t expect the Akira adaptation to be too faithful to the source material
Joel Silver talks about the Escape from New York reboot
Model: Autumn Riley
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