And my Christmas shopping is done! I’ve survived the dreaded halls of Walmer Park where the last natives of that land stood their ground before the Transvaal hordes overran them in a bare foot blitzkrieg, braved the caverns and dodgy denizens of the Liquor shops to procure some festive spirit for a friend and saw the fall of beachfront vendors before the armed hordes of snapshot-wielding Jer-mens. Now where is my bloody fantasy trilogy film adaptation, huh Peter Jackson?
In Other News: Sega gets lawsuit-happy, The pirate king sails to Europe, Guild Wars 2 has an event planned, The Lone Ranger rides a new trailer, a Space Hulk returns and just what is Rockstar North up to?
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being a bunch of hacks.
Sega is suing the crap out of Level 5
Dishonored Dunwall City Trials DLC out now
One clear way that the Wii U kicks Microsoft and Sony’s ass
One Piece Pirate Warriors 2 gets a confirmed EU release date
Warhammer 40K board game Space Hulk coming to PC,Mac and iOS
Rockstar North developing cutting edge next-gen tech
Retro City Rampage in certification for XBLA, WiiWare
Guild Wars 2 Wintersday event schedule revealed
This real Fallout 3 shotgun will make you yearn for an apocalyptic Washington
Captain America Xbox 360 mod assembled and inspired by the Avengers
Memorialize your fallen Xcom soldiers on Facebook
The best thing about games doesn’t even have a proper name
Across the Network
Reboot to be adapted for the big screen
And only one Hobbit to rule them all, and in the darkness bind the mockbuster
Explore a chocolate starfish in this red band trailer for This is 40
Salt gets a new screenplay and writer for the sequel
Hey pale face, check out this new Lone Ranger trailer
Benedict Cumbermatch’s villainous role in Star Trek into Darkness revealed! Again! Maybe…
The danger is very real in this first trailer for Will Smith and Jaden Smith in After Earth
Model: Misa Campo
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.