In Other News – 10 March 2014

Jessica Hall

So the bad news for me over the weekend, was the fact that I may have picked up some food poisoning. Which would explain all the vomiting and having to sleep next to the toilet. On the plus side, instant weight loss! Woohoo! Suck it Atkins diet!

In Other News: Meet the heroes of Borderlands, burn some new-gen rubber, betray your pals and play with Jackie Chan on Facebook.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too buys finding out why Geoff kept referring to me as a Twonk. I’m certain that it means something nice.

News

Tales from the Borderlands protagonists detailed at SXSW
MotoGP 14 to burn rubber on new-gen consoles
Criterion co-founder outlines issues with Need for Speed on Wii U
Report – Defense Grid 2 constructing lines to defend Xbox One and PS4
Eerie action game Betrayer releasing March 24
The Walking Dead Season 2 episode 2 hits iOS
Project Life is kind of like a virtual reality Geometry Wars
Respawn cruelly flaunts staff-only Titanfall Xbox One consoles

Stuff

The Jackie Chan licensed Facebook game that you’ve never heard of
Retrospective: Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty
The building blocks of Bioshock Infinite
Xbox, keep trying: the partial redemption of Xbox One’s interface

Videos

Riptide GP2 – Launch trailer
Crossfire – Juggernaut trailer
Swords and some magic – Debut trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Small Screen Schedule – TAHITI, danger zone and the Yellow King revealed
Cinophile – The last boy scout
We Review The Lego Movie 3D – Everything is awesome
Monday Box Office Report
There are six stages to an exorcism in these tense trailers for Deliver us from evil
It’s always a bit weird with family in the new Only lovers left alive trailer
Jack Bauer is a traitor in this trailer for 24: Live another day

Model: Jessica Hall

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.
  • RinceThis

    Twonk, classic :)

  • TiMsTeR1033

    Now that’s a nice ass! *claps hands and lights up a cigar*

    • HvR

      Timmy I need a lift to Post Office.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      In the same way people clap their hands & the lights turn on? Impressive.

      • General JJ the Fett

        I need to invite Tim to a braai. What a party trick. Pack the braai, Tim claps his hands, poof! Fire!

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          Explains why he was banned from the theatre.

          • General JJ the Fett

            LOL

          • RinceThis

            ><

          • SheHulkNigri

            Is that what we call Strip Clubs these days? :P

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Honestly, who wants to see the fat lady sing?

        • SheHulkNigri

          Poof? I do not want to partake in any braai where Tim went poof in the vicinity…

          • General JJ the Fett

            Tim always goes poof. Sometimes you hear it, sometimes it just sneaks up on you.

          • SheHulkNigri

            Silent but violent…

  • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

    Now that is what I believe people call a “One bagger” :P

  • General JJ the Fett

    I thought they just kept you locked up in the bathroom because it was safest that way.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    She’s going to leave indentations on the couch. That’s not how you use a couch!

  • Mossel

    Toight like a toiger.

    • General JJ the Fett

      Dude
      Your Avatar
      Respect x1000

  • SheHulkNigri

    Hey, where is our resident perv Lardus?

    • Mossel

      Maybe he’s on leave? It is strange though. Feels so empty without him. If he’s not back this afternoon I shall carry the burden of making pervy remarks on all IONs untill he returns!

  • ToshZA

    What a start to this week’s ION headers. Wowzers!

    Also, LOL Twonk!!!!

  • Rock789

    Stunning… Simply stunning! Great start to the week of IONs.

  • Admiral Chief in Vegas

    Sjoe, missed a belter of an ION yesterday!

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