Ladies and gentlemen, we have beaten the first working week of the year. That’s one down and another fifty to do this. Can I do this? Yes I can! Will I give up in the middle of next week and assume the foetal position while crying myself to sleep? You already know the answer to that question.
In Other News: Metal Gear doesn’t run chop-chop offline, suit up for Midwinter, you don’t mention Mafia 3 around here and I’m going to turn left.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy pissing off game developers and blaming Geoff.
Project Spark Xbox One beta tipped for February but could slip again cautions dev
Valve wants Steam controller to be compatible with DOTA 2
2K Czech’s Prague studio closes, no word on Mafia 3 development
King Dedede confirmed for Smash Bros 4
Kingdom Under Fire II will have exclusive content on PS4
Extreme – GoPro sports app coming to Xbox 360 and Xbox One
Classic Amiga title Midwinter set for remake
Metal Gear Rising PC owners report problems playing offline
Why $1.5 billion will change nothing for Supercell, Finland’s newest mobile success story
The man who helped change the look of Halo
You’re Playing It Wrong: a cold, hard look at the so-called Humble Bundle
Rust is DayZ vs Minecraft and it will kick your ass
What’s on at The Movies
John Turtorro is Woody Allen’s ho in this second trailer for Fading Gigolo
Check out the spectacular creature concept art of 47 Ronin
This trailer for Don Peyote is going to save the world
Rupert Friend replaces Paul Walker in the Hitman Agent 47 reboot
Movies Out Today – Reprobates all around
Kevin Feige talks Avengers: Age of Ultron – The villain and how they manage all the heroes
Donnie Yen takes on Chow Yun Fat and too much CGI in this trailer for The Monkey King
Model: Tancy Marie
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.