I did some Christmas shopping this weekend. Never before have I wished harder for a chance to saw my legs off and have them replaced with massive steam-powered prosthetics with which to walk through a crowd. Seriously, what is it with humanity? We seem to have the herd instinct of a pack of blind lemmings that happen to be drunk. When I assume control of the country, zere vill be order during ze silly season!
In Other News: The conquest of the galaxy needs a kickstart, buying a Wii U in Japan, Tom Cruise is not the last everyman on earth, visit San Andreas old school on the PSN and PC games find their multiplayer components have been murdered.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were on double secret probation.
Galcon Galactic Conquest 2 hits Kickstarter
The Games Master, Sir Patrick Moore dies, age 89
GTA San Andreas heading to PSN
Bit.Trip Saga coming to the Nintendo 3DS eShop
So how well does Darksiders 2 run on the Wii U?
Wii U Japan – Launch day in pictures
Tons of classic PC games silently have their multiplayer modes killed off
Journey composer discusses the wild west nature of game soundtracks
Across the Network
It’s clobbering time for the release date of the Fantastic Four reboot
This trailer for Alex Winter’s Downloaded is most excellent
Kevin Hart is going to help Will Ferrell get hard
Monday Box Office Report
Jet Li battles CGI nasties in this trailer for The sorcerer and the white snake
Disney to head back down the rabbit hole for an Alice in Wonderland sequel
Tom Cruise is Wall E with a laser gun in this explosive first trailer for Oblivion
Model: Emma Griffiths
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