Instead of the usual revelations of my sordid life being spilled out here today, I thought that I’d do something a little different today. One of my previous lecturers is busy putting together some research on gaming, and she needs some info to complete it.
So, if you guys love me, you’ll spend a few minutes answering her questions, which can be filled in right here. And if you don’t help her out, I’ll unleash the Kraken Susan Boyle on the ION once again.
In Other News: Serious Sam kills a few Apple bugs, Mario slips and slides, Arnie can count to ten and we take a look at more footie action, for the thirteenth time.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because Gavin and Geoff wanted to murder me after I made a suggestion for what could possibly be the worst Assassin’s Creed expansion of all time.
GOW Acension director says that there are no plans for Kratos to appear on the Vita
Turn Ten begin unveiling their Forza 4 Porsche pack
Atari suffers a security breach, tells everyone about it 18 months later
Will Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2 debut at E3 2012?
Sony launches Whack a deviant mini-game
Serious Sam 3 update fixes OSX issues
FIFA 13 First screenshots and details
Across the Networks
Lena Headey talks about the dread Dredd
The US Military did not want to be in The Avengers, because it lacked any realism
So Jessica Chastain is NOT going to be in Iron Man 3 after all
Did Prometheus steal the fire from the mountains of madness
Spoiler Warning! Joss Whedon and Kevin Feige discuss the end credit scene from The Avengers
Is Doctor Who planning on appearing in Fast 6?
Arnold Schwarzenegger can count to ten!
Show what you think of fashion, with a Facebook-Liking hanger
Finally, a Transformers toy that actually transforms
This ship just circled the world with nothing but sunshine
Model: April Rose
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