In Other News – 08 June 2012 Weekend Edition

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It’s weekend time, and the biggest week in gaming has come to a close, at long last. Well, until Gamescom at least. Followed by Blizzcon. And PAX. As well as CODCON. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

In Other News: A hitman apologises, Ellen Page can’t die, angry gamers may be angry, Josey Wales versus Wyatt Earp, a mutated SpongeBob Squarepants and the greatest toothbrush ever invented.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because we were too busy designing cakes with bad taste.

News

The Wii u only has 8 gigs of storage?
Aliens Colonial Marines will make Alien 3 the film much better
Watch Dogs gets an official 2013 release date
Sony – We’re still supporting motion gaming
IO apologetic over Hitman trailer controversy
Dark Souls PC version will have minimal support for keyboards and mice
There’s no dying Beyond: 2 souls
The last story pushed back to August

Stuff

Do the best graphics have the biggest impact among gamers?
Splinter Cell Blacklist – Blame the avatar tech for the Michael Ironside absence
Breaking news – Angry gamers are angry!
Can Mario’s money buy our happiness?

Videos

Penny Arcade Episode 3 – Gameplay Montage
F1 2012 – E3 Trailer
DmC – Dante Origins Interview

Across the Networks
Wait, they’re making a movie based on the Guinness book of world records?
Friday Fight Club – Gunslingers collide in Stare Wars!
Ladies, prepare yourselves for Isaac Newton, the first actio hero!
Check out this creepy new artwork for Guillermo Del Toros Pinocchio
Movies releasing today – Sci Fi clashes with indie drama
Looks like Jackass 4 is on the horizon, and it’s bringing a bad grandpa with it
Universal is moving ahead with a Snow White and the Huntsman sequel
Cary Fukunaga plans to make Stephen Kings IT as two films
Facebook launches its own app store
The LHC is advanced and sensitive, that even the Moon can break it
See this hairy slimy ball of stuff? That’s the future of technology
Save your necks with this Rinser toothbrush

Model: Katy Perry

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

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