As we gear up closer to the elections, the Lazygamer Party is doing what it does best. And that’s lie out of our magnificent arses. Vote for us, and we’ll saw off your legs and replace them with shiny new gold ones! We’ll outlaw the Parlatones, shoot car guards on site and give Cape Town back the option to get massively drunk on Sundays! Vote LP!
In Other News: Nintendo gets steamy, dance in the west of a Hyper Dimension, set something on fire in DayZ and lose some Worms.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy electioneering by punching babies on their soft, soft cheeks. That’s how you do it, right?
News
STEAM trademark filed by Nintendo
EA explains why Bruce Lee will feature in EA Sports UFC
Worms series to take a year off, following reaction to Worms: Clan Wars
Titanfall Xbox 360 dev promises the true experience
Hyper Dimension Neptuinia PP dances west this June
Pure Chess surrounds and checkmates PS4 this April
Go on, take a peek at Persona Q’s battle system
Incoming DayZ update to include fire, tweaks to physics
Stuff
The story of Hello Games and how it coped when disaster struck
Retrospective: Super Mario Kart
Street Fighter: The Movie – What went wrong
Watch Tetris being played on the side of a 29 story building
Videos
Transformers Unvierse – Shellshock trailer
The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt – April Fool’s trailer
Watch Dogs – Vigilante Edition unboxing
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – In Bruges
Monday Box Office Report – Cap attack
Take an extended look at Godzilla in this new trailer
Noah – So what did you think?
Your worst nightmare has evolved in this trailer for Blood Glacier
Chiwetel Ejiofor may be the next Bond Villain
Key and Peele are rebooting Police Academy!
Model: Samantha Autumn
Last Updated: April 7, 2014
VampyreSquirrel
April 7, 2014 at 16:04
She’s pretty hot for Autumn
Unavengedavo
April 7, 2014 at 16:11
Ladies and Gentleman, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. I now present you with the sleezy hooker joke as requested by Squirrel and Umar:
Old Van is horney and goes to a brothel, when he got there he asked the Mistress for her cheapest girl and he was sent to the back room and told that he could only go down on her. While going down on her, he comes accross a piece of carrot. Not phased much,he continues and comes across a piece of potato. Agitated, he continues then comes across a pea. At this point he gets gatvol and asks her, “Are your sick or something?” to which she replies says, “No, but the guy before you was.”
VampyreSquirrel
April 7, 2014 at 16:13
Lol! I know that one… good old dodgy joke.
Rince
April 7, 2014 at 16:19
Don’t encourage him 😉
Rince
April 7, 2014 at 16:14
0-O
Unavengedavo
April 7, 2014 at 16:16
Technically you also asked for it 😛
VampyreSquirrel
April 7, 2014 at 16:17
Yep he did
Rince
April 7, 2014 at 16:28
Lies!
KingKappie
April 7, 2014 at 16:16
I want to up vote this but just can not
VampyreSquirrel
April 7, 2014 at 16:20
Do it!
Admiral Chief in Space
April 7, 2014 at 19:38
Janee, sies.
On that note, I hope you have another one for us tomorrow
Mossel
April 8, 2014 at 08:27
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Rock789
April 7, 2014 at 16:12
Now that’s an Autumn I could get used to.
Unavengedavo
April 7, 2014 at 16:23
Never thought Autumn would be so wet O_o
Unavengedavo
April 7, 2014 at 16:13
There is a joke to be made about the fact that she is wet, but I already posted a dirty joke today O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 7, 2014 at 16:13
lol – my first thought after seeing that pic was, “That latex is going to squeak.”
VampyreSquirrel
April 7, 2014 at 16:16
There’s no latex in that picture… yet.
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 7, 2014 at 16:17
What are those stockings made of then? I’m confused.
VampyreSquirrel
April 7, 2014 at 16:19
They’re plain black stockings… they’re actually partially see-through.
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 7, 2014 at 16:21
They are? Time for a closer inspection.
Unavengedavo
April 7, 2014 at 16:19
Nope just regular wet stockings
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 7, 2014 at 16:20
Hope that water doesn’t have chlorine in then.
VampyreSquirrel
April 7, 2014 at 16:28
It’s a bath, so I doubt it.
Skyblue
April 7, 2014 at 22:23
So much lulz!
VampyreSquirrel
April 7, 2014 at 16:52
I’ll just leave this here… have a good evening all!
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CypherGate
April 7, 2014 at 16:58
Hey guys. So my one buddy i selling i3 4130 and i5 4440 processors. Brand new. i3’s are R1200 and i5’s R1900, but without heat-sink and fan though. They sealed in original anti static bags. I know they retail for around R1670 for the i3’s and R2655 for the i5’s. Nope they never fell off a truck and not stolen. If anyone is interested contact me and can arrange this to help with those gaming pc’s! ^_^
KendraJPage
April 7, 2014 at 18:19
Vote for us, and we’ll saw off your legs and replace them with shiny new gold ones! We’ll outlaw the Parlatones, shoot car guards on site and give Cape Town back the option to get massively drunk on Sundays! Vote LP! http://qr.net/stx3
Lardus-Resident Perve
April 8, 2014 at 10:04
Lovely lady, lovely body…except no bewbs…