In Other News – 07 July 2014 
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Darryn Bonthuys
July 7, 2014 at 4:00 pm

Mya-Barrymore

So winter has left you cold, has it? Well it’s a good thing I’m here! My number one method for staying warm should help ya out. First, grab some undies. Then, chuck ‘em in the microwave until they start smoking. Next, apply a generous amount of deep heat to the inside of those garments. Five, profit!

In Other News: Minecraft expands in your pocket, China scalps the Oculus Rift, Smash some Pac-Man, die hard with a bard and you’ll never look at kitchens the same way again after you’ve seen The Raid 2: Berandal.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy attempting to be back in a whizz on a Telly Fun Quiz.

News

UK Game charts – Sniper Elite 3 scores another number one
Cannon Brawl opens fire on Mac, beta launching tomorrow
Minecraft meets Civilisation in Civcraft
Dragon Age Inquisition gains a die-hard bard with Leliana
Mighty Number 9 opens up new crowd-funding campaign, teases cartoon show
Minecraft Pocket Edition update adds infinite worlds update
Scalpers force Oculus to suspend Rift orders in China
Pac-Man stage revealed for Smash Bros on 3DS

Stuff

What’s more important, airport security or video games?
How Gran Turismo plans to save motorsports from itself
Cats are very serious about video games

Videos

Bulb Boy – Kickstarter trailer
Pop Facts – Final Fantasy and the invisible NPC
Hatsune Miku Project Diva F2 – Her voice reaches you trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Cinophile – Razorback
We Review The Raid 2 – A savagely brutal and unrelenting crime epic
Taste the colour of music in this first trailer and images for Jimi: All Is By My Side
Monday Box Office Report – Flops in disguise
We Review Transformers: Age Of Extinction – Less than meets the eye
It’s time to enroll in Robotech Academy!
Don’t trust anyone in this trailer for Before I Go To Sleep

Model: Mya-Barrymore

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now.So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • Admiral Chief Fairburne
    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Telly Fun Quiz!

    • Sk3tz0

      FUCK! I believe the South African 80s was worse than the UK and USA 80s lol… some reason i lus for a wimpy burger..

      • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

        It was on during the 90’s, proof that everything coming to SA took 10 years

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        As long as you don’t start reciting the new wimpy ads. Yoh those irritate me

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Is that your TellyQuack?

    • Spaffy

      Is that you?

    • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

      * Insert stupid joke told my creepy pedo fat guy * Get your Telly Qauck now for only R19-95 at your nearest Shell service station

    • VampyreSquirrel

      That Telly Quack sold for R90!

      WTF!?

      • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

        So investing old TV1 show branded merchandise delivers an average return of 7.5%

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      I had one of those! In fact my wife still has one!

    • Sageville

      @Admiral_Chief:disqus crits you for 1984 Nostalgia damage, You LoL.

  • Admiral Chief Fairburne

    Mental note: Always refuse anything from Darryn’s kitchen that required a microwave…

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Is it my imagination or does she have a mean sock tan?

    • Admiral Chief Fairburne

      Hahahahaha, well, I didn’t want to say anything…

    • Dutch Matrix

      Foot fetishist!

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        Why couldn’t she have had a 3rd boob for me to spot instead? :(

        • Dutch Matrix

          Because this is not Total Recall, but real life?

          • Sith JJ

            If it’s the Total Recall remake then I don’t want to live anymore.

          • Sageville

            Shame man, let the man have his tri-boobage-sock-tan fetish fantasy!

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Kinda hard to miss it when she’s not bad looking and her shoes look like things my mom and sisters used to wear.

    • Grimthwacker

      And how about her head in proportion to her body? Her head seems too big to me?

    • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

      Damn you guys can really ruin something hey.

      Now instead of a pretty girl I see white feet, grandma shoes and freakish head that look like it will pop off at any moment.

      • Sageville

        When you describe it like that the picture is 103% more interesting.

        • Spaffy

          Whatever floats your boat :P