So winter has left you cold, has it? Well it’s a good thing I’m here! My number one method for staying warm should help ya out. First, grab some undies. Then, chuck ‘em in the microwave until they start smoking. Next, apply a generous amount of deep heat to the inside of those garments. Five, profit!
In Other News: Minecraft expands in your pocket, China scalps the Oculus Rift, Smash some Pac-Man, die hard with a bard and you’ll never look at kitchens the same way again after you’ve seen The Raid 2: Berandal.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy attempting to be back in a whizz on a Telly Fun Quiz.
UK Game charts – Sniper Elite 3 scores another number one
Cannon Brawl opens fire on Mac, beta launching tomorrow
Minecraft meets Civilisation in Civcraft
Dragon Age Inquisition gains a die-hard bard with Leliana
Mighty Number 9 opens up new crowd-funding campaign, teases cartoon show
Minecraft Pocket Edition update adds infinite worlds update
Scalpers force Oculus to suspend Rift orders in China
Pac-Man stage revealed for Smash Bros on 3DS
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – Razorback
We Review The Raid 2 – A savagely brutal and unrelenting crime epic
Taste the colour of music in this first trailer and images for Jimi: All Is By My Side
Monday Box Office Report – Flops in disguise
We Review Transformers: Age Of Extinction – Less than meets the eye
It’s time to enroll in Robotech Academy!
Don’t trust anyone in this trailer for Before I Go To Sleep
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