Gentlemen, I want you head tomorrow and think for yourselves. Ignore the posters, the empty promises and the massive advertising campaigns. Pay no attention to the half-truths and lofty ambitions. When you go outside tomorrow, I want you to have one thought on your mind, and one thought only…Chicken or beef for lunch?
In Other News: Microsoft has a diverse gaming family, Shaq-Fu is fully funded, Left 4 Japan, Nor way is the proper use for VR and you won’t see any classic fatalities on the Wii U.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy getting ready to take an Oscar selfie in the voting booths tomorrow.
Microsoft game studios family has the same project diversity as Sony says Lobb
Xbox boss doesn’t think that Microsoft will make a dedicated gaming handheld
Shaq Fu – A legend reborn hits Indiegogo funding goal
Classic Mortal Kombats won’t be released on Wii U
MLB 14 looks great on PS4, but comes with load times slower than baseball
Amazing Spider-Man 2 takes no 1 spot on UK charts
Nor way! Norwegian army is using Oculus Rift to drive tanks
Left 4 Dead planned for arcade release in Japan
Meet GameSim, the developer training a generation of NASA and US Army recruits
TxK and Flappy Bird: where’s the line between retro and ripoff?
What’s on at The Movies
Director Marc Webb discusses the controversial ending to The Amazing Spider-Man 2
X marks the mutant in these 23 new posters for X-Men Days of Future Past
Matt Damon is up for being Bourne again
This extended trailer for the Fault in our stars is a grenade
Check out the alternate costume designs for The Amazing Spider-Man 2
This first trailer for Gotham has a little danger in its eye
Model: Carla Howe and Melissa Howe
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