I got a nice surprise this morning, in the form of a review copy of the new Nokia Lumia cellphone. It really is a sexy beast so far, and I can’t wait to take her for a spin later tonight. Except that I won’t get a chance, because I’ll have to start collating entries for that Assassin’s Creed contest that you all rushed to enter.
It should have been Geoff, but he beat me in a game of Rock-Paper-Shotgun when he started playing for realsies. So not only do I have to assemble all the entries on my lonesome, I have to do it with a gaping shotgun wound where my left nipple used to be.
In Other News: Resident Evil gets chatty, Borderlands skips a beta and we boost our chievos with some easy games.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because we were too busy deciding whether or not shurikens and nerve-gas should be allowed in the amended version of Rock-Paper-Shotgun.
Is Call of Duty all that this industry really is? Asks Peter Molyneux
Mass Effect 3 gets a day one update
Resident Evil 6 will have seamless conversations and lots of voice work
Real time 3D models created with only a Kinect and a DSLR camera
No demo or beta planned for Borderlands 2
Rumor – Valve console could have a modular controller and trackballs
Fruit Ninja Kinect breaks one million downloads
Assassin’s Creed 3 is aiming to look next-gen on the 360 and PS3
Tales of the RPG that I just couldn’t care about
Top ten games set in space
Top 5 games to boost your achievement score
Egoraptor talks about his joke entry on the Tester, vision for the gaming future
Across the Networks
New Japanese trailer for Brave ups the epicness!
Jason Segel has had enough of Mupepts
The new trailer for Ice Age 4 wants to prepare you for Continental Drifting
Caset Affleck is jumping in, er, out of the furnace
We review the Muppets – Foot tapping fun for those iconic puppets
New MIB3 trailer – We’re getting too old for getting high and pimp-slapping Andy Warhol while aliens invade
Engineers develop a new form of force feedback for gaming controllers
Say goodbye to the iPad 3, the iPad HD is here to stay
Model: Elizabeth Marxs
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