In Other News – 05 May 2015

GRRAAAAAARRGGHGHHHNNLLLL!

Bad news guys. This week…is a four day work week. Now before you slit your wrists, I have some even worse news to share. From next week, you’ll be expected to work an entire five days a week. I just can’t…I just can’t live in a world which expects so much from us. Farewell cruel, cruel world!

In Other News: Dust 514 is Legion, Project CARS looks mighty purdy, you won’t get dusty in Cult County anytime soon and Hulk smashes out on his own.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy wishing Llewellyn a very happy Revenge of the Fifth birthday! NOG ‘N PIEP!

News

Titanfall designer details Runoff map from Expedition DLC
Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark planned for June 24
Battlefield 4 Squad Join now in beta on consoles
Killer is Dead: Nightmare Edition due for PC on May 23
Renegade Kid’s Cult County Kickstarter project fails
Ultra Street Fighter 4 adds training mode fight requests
Project CARS sure looks pretty on the PlayStation 4
Dust 514 dev announces Project Legion for PC

Stuff

Someone has to design all those video game menus
The Making Of: Super Mario 3D World – bridging the gap between Mario’s past and present
Steam’s store is a hot mess
Retrospective: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island

Videos

Everquest Next: Landmark – Beta trailer
Mousecraft – Debut trailer
Super TIME Force – Prepare to die die die trailer

What’s on at The Movies

You should be watching – Comic Book Men
Rumour -  Is Hulk getting a Phase 3 standalone movie?
Cinophile – Bloodpsort
Join the rebellion in this first official trailer for Star Wars: Rebels
Monday Box Office Report – Spidey does whatever a movie can
Take a closer look at Godzilla in these new images and clips
Matt Smith joins Terminator Genesis, plus new spoilery story details emerge

Model: LeeAnna Vamp

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.
  • Admiral Chief in Space

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWR

  • Admiral Chief in Space

    All I have to show for my week’s worth of leave is one finished game, 3 directors cuts of movies and a trip to the bush…actually a good damn week

    • VampyreSquirrel

      That’s a lot more than me, I spent the entire week chilling in Durbs… didn’t play a single game.

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        Fake Squirrel Gamer!

      • Brady miaau

        I hope that should have read “did not play a single game. Right?” Good for you, then!

      • Mossel

        Filthy casual!

    • Anon A Mouse

      Don’t think your wife will be amused when she finds out you called her a bush…

      • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

        Damn this site, that is worth 100 upvotes

      • Admiral Chief in Space

        Hah, oh you

  • Admiral Chief in Space

    Also a shout out to my old ass friend Llew!

    • Dutch Matrix

      Ass friend?

      • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

        Explains a lot….

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      I’m no friend of your ass man 0_0

      • Admiral Chief in Space

        OLD-ASS

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          I know it’s old. Still don’t make me friends with it 0_0

          #trollol

  • Wincethis

    Wow… Her waist, what, what’s happened to it 0-O

    • Unavengedavo

      Have you never seen a shaved wookie before? ;)

      • Wincethis

        Well, Valshen once sent me this picture 0-O

        • Admiral Chief in Space

          No WAY am I refreshing this page!

          • Wincethis

            Tehehehe ;)

  • Unavengedavo

    So what did I miss today?

    • Wincethis

      Where have you been?!

      • Unavengedavo

        Can’t go on to LG from my work laptop anymore. They decided to block all the fun sites :’(

        • Wincethis

          Nooooooo!

        • Hammersteyn

          Tell them it’s educational

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          http://www.hidemyass.com/

          You’re welcome

          • Unavengedavo

            Lol, thanks. But they are using software on our local machines that even blocks sites like these O_o

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            eish. Well then you’re out of luck

  • Hammersteyn

    Ooooooof my lightsaber!

    • Admiral Chief in Space

      …my foooooooooooooorce

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    • Admiral Chief in Space

      Hahahaha, indeeeeeeed

  • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

    Meh, can only get better this week

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Someone needs a burger.

    • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

      Amen Brother

    • Wincethis

      Yip!

  • Hammersteyn
    • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

      Bwaahaa

      Typical BMW drivers

    • Anon A Mouse

      Must be a professional football player, look how quickly he gets up after the car left.

      • Hammersteyn

        Thought the same

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        hahahahhaha

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      unlucky son

      • Hammersteyn

        Hopefully your birthday wasn’t like this. Cheers bud.

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          Well….

          Geoff posted Evo points on a Monday… That’s like making the whole week all Fridays with no Saturday in sight. It’s like torture…

          So close enough?

          • Hammersteyn

            Very close, fortunately it’s still a four day weekend.

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            Yeah. But next week is 5 days :( *Cries uncontrollably*

          • Hammersteyn

            Agreed, I got so used to short weeks and sleeping late I have no idea how I will survive. Maybe I should do what they do on Wolves of Wall Street. White lines.

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            Or I should just win the lotto and retire… Yeah that sounds awesome

    • Mossel

      hahaha omw. The more I look at it the funnier it gets! How did his ankle not break?

      • Hammersteyn

        Tires were a bit flat I guess.

  • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    Thanx for the birthday wishes everyone! Twas awesome :)

    And thanx for the revenge of the 5th bday wish @Darryn_Bonthuys:disqus. Legend man

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