In Other News – 05 March 2013

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Happy Tomb Raider day everybody. Right now, you’re probably cradling a physical copy of the game, ready to head on home to rip open that plastic and huff the sweet smell of a new game. Mmmhhhmmm, I do dig me some new game smells. I should market that. Turn it into a cologne and perfume range. I’m going to be rich!

In Other News: A new Tomb Raider movie on the way, Donkey Kong gets ripped off, SPACE HULK SPACE HULK SPACE HULK, the Wii U gets stable, PETA hates Assassin’s Creed 4 and Indiana Jones meets the Channel Four News Team.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy using the money we got from selling Geoff’s organs to go buy Tomb Raider for ourselves. Yeah, he wasn’t worth much.

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News

Mock-up – This is how Wind Waker could play on the Wii U
Tomb Raider studio confirms work on a new movie
Donkey Kong also got ripped off for an iOS game
Wii U system update improves stability
Pulp is the first film to launch exclusively on Xbox 360
PETA criticises Assassin’s Creed 4 for whaling
AC4 director wouldn’t be surprised to seel a leading lady in future games
Space Hulk – First screens of turn based combat

Stuff

At least one gamer is pissed off at Sony for a small but misleading Vita description
The dangers of in-app purchasing
Top ten psychedelic  and hallucinations in games
Tomb Raider – Treasure map location guide

Videos

Resident Evil Revelations – Infernal gameplay
The Sims 3 – University Life launch trailer
Sniper Ghost Warrior 2 – Tactical optics trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Conspiracy Theory – What if I told you that there was more to The Matrix?
Steven Spielberg to develop Stanley Kubrick’s Napoleon for TV
Indy joins Anchorman: The Legend Continues
Hey everybody, let’s play the "Guess which movie inspired The Wolverine" game!
Resident Evil 6 rises from the grave
Kevin Feige talks Marvel Phase Two – Hiring the right directos, going cosmic and standalone guardians
We Review Snitch -  A flawed but surprisingly dramatic tale about drugs and dads
Is this what Damon Lindlelof and Brad Birds Tomorrowland will be about?

Model: Csenge Huszár and Jenn Croft

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.
  • Admiral Chief Erwin

    TWO for the price of one.

    Well done Darryn, well done

    • Sir Captain Rincethis

      LIKE a sir!

    • Deon Steyn

      He gives the people what they want.

  • Deon Steyn

    Dirty girl. You need a wash. Also please don’t bring the Matrix up unless they plan a new proper trilogy. Revolutions was a horrible conclusion to the Matrix.

    • Purple_Dragon

      I agree, the conclusion was such a letdown. I actually raged for a few days after seeing the last film. What a letdown.

      • Lardus

        Maybe it needs an ‘extended cut’ like Mass Effect 3?

  • Lardus

    I do like my girls dirty…but not exactly in this way! Still, both look quite hot!

  • matthurstrsa

    Have her washed and brought to my room.

    I’m kidding. Don’t wash her.

    Good old Jimmy Carr.

  • http://twitter.com/Kikmi Slade Boender

    Wednesday morning made…

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