If there is one thing that people should know about me, it’s that I love spicy food. I’m a sauce fanatic, I’m the kind of guy who dips his food in Tabasco sauce in order to give it flavour. So you can bet your buns that when I make something to eat, it will most likely leave you with a bum that resembles a Japanese flag the following morning.
I did just such a thing on the weekend, making my Omega Sanction Burrito’s even more potent than ever, thanks to some free-handed sprinkling of some exotic Rwandan death-sauce into the concoction.
And I’ve been paying for it ever since. My day has been filled with Olympic level jogs to the bathroom the whole day, because whatever I made, has had the effect of presumably liquidating my organs, and there’s only one way out.
That, and I have to explain to the cops why the living room is filled with several of my dead friends who tried out my my meal. Again.
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