Ladies. Children. Geoff. Time for another lesson. We’ve got a shindig coming up next month, and it falls to me to tell you how to get there. First, get in/on your vehicle of choice. Second, head to the address. Fourth, plead innocent to killing all those penguins I mean nuns. Crap, I’ve missed a step again.
In Other News: Square Enix is a Deadman, Battlefield 4 wants you to take a test drive and meet some brothers on other platforms today.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy listening to Geoff’s newfound sexy voice.
News
Frostbite Go Engine to make real games possible in the mobile sector says DICE
Brothers: A tale of two sons travels to Steam and PSN today.
Team Fortress 2 updates, list of changes inside
Square Enix unveils card-based zombie RPG, Deadman’s Cross
Battlefield 4 includes a vehicle test range
Inafune – Japanese games industry has gotten worse
Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare will be multiplayer only
E.Y.E developers in charge of making Space Hulk Death Wing
Stuff
The Xbox Infinity could have been a Microsoft fake-out
Top 15 Metal Gear Solid moments
Of course Mega Man’s spiritual successor has fan art
Five Disney games that need an HD remake
Videos
Rayman Legends – Many legends in one featurette
Fantasia Music Evolved – Haven gameplay
Godus – Steam trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Guilty Pleasures – Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Kill or be killed in this new trailer for Man of Tai Chi
Hans Zimmer talks about possibly scoring Batman vs Superman
Mad Max Fury Road heads back to the wasteland for reshoots
Midweek Mouth-Off – From big screen to small screen
Scarlett Johansson is a freaky alien in this first teaser for Under the skin
Rumour: Benedict Cumbermatch could play a sith lord in Star Wars Episode VII
Model: Kemper
Last Updated: September 4, 2013
Macethy
September 4, 2013 at 16:04
I REALLY don’t understand why people (especially women) put tattoos on/across their chests…
Airborne
September 4, 2013 at 16:08
You wishing you were the tattoo artist too?
Hammersteyn
September 4, 2013 at 16:09
Most are sluts?
Airborne
September 4, 2013 at 16:09
who? tattoo artists?
Hammersteyn
September 4, 2013 at 16:12
No they get paid to do a job.They can’t help where the customer want’s the tattoo. In the end I think it’s about how professional you can be when working on a 20 year old or a 70 year old…
Airborne
September 4, 2013 at 16:15
Yoh! a bit harsh, mate… so they like ink… doesn’t make em sluts… like saying that Gamer’s are all Nerds… except what you’re saying is just wrong…
Hammersteyn
September 4, 2013 at 16:34
I did say most, like Paris Hilton for instance… I don’t judge automatically. But there is president for this stereo type.
Warren Ross
September 4, 2013 at 18:04
Who is the president? Interested to know…
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 4, 2013 at 16:14
Its been going on for thousands of years man, some run with cultural tradition, some run with “it looks hot” and others just like doing things against societal convention. Miracle of this whole free will thing I rate. Hardly a bad thing either
Macethy
September 5, 2013 at 09:14
I said I didn’t understand why people did it, I never said I didn’t like it 🙂
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 5, 2013 at 10:21
My collective bad guy 🙂
Ultimo_Cleric N7
September 4, 2013 at 16:18
I wish I was that tattoo…..
Jonah Cash
September 4, 2013 at 16:30
If you don’t like tattoo’s across her chest, then don’t google her… She has one down south too… Now that is just freaken weird!!
Weanerdog
September 5, 2013 at 08:42
They say a rose always smalls like a rose.
Anyway, I think she is way hot.
Admiral Chief Awesomenaut
September 4, 2013 at 16:05
For a second I thought O_O IS GOING ON WITH THE STOMACH???
Airborne
September 4, 2013 at 16:07
Her full name is Kemper Suicide (really?!?!) – Kemper-Fi motherf@#kers!!!!
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 4, 2013 at 17:23
She is a SuicideGirl
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SuicideGirls
John mul-ti-pass
September 5, 2013 at 07:12
Quick way to put me off her.
Hammersteyn
September 4, 2013 at 16:08
Prometheus?
Trebzz
September 4, 2013 at 16:09
Same here then I saw it was her leg
Airborne
September 4, 2013 at 16:05
A Vehcile Test Range – Now that’s what i am talking about… Hate it when i get into a tank or an F18 and the flippin thing does not handle like a simulator… at least i can crash n burn safetly!
Lardus-Respect the beard
September 4, 2013 at 16:07
Kemper looks like she might have a fiery Temper 😛
RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!
September 4, 2013 at 16:10
It looks like she lost a bet, and the punishment was for some pissed frat boy to ink her with a few ballpoint pens…
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 4, 2013 at 16:12
Wow. Thats seriously one of the prettiest creatures Ive seen in a while.
Ultimo_Cleric N7
September 4, 2013 at 16:19
There is nothing hotter than a pretty redhead. True story.
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 4, 2013 at 16:33
I couldn’t agree more… En daai sproetjies!!!
Mossel
September 5, 2013 at 07:52
Like the saying goes: n Rooikop wat nie n@#$, se hare is gedye…
Tbone187
September 4, 2013 at 16:28
Pale fail…the tats save her…
Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful
September 4, 2013 at 16:32
Square announces a card based zombie game that is f2p….FML
Skyblue
September 4, 2013 at 18:14
I do love me some Suicide Girls.
Craig Boonzaier
September 5, 2013 at 07:50
Hmmmmmm, suicide girls