Ladies. Children. Geoff. Time for another lesson. We’ve got a shindig coming up next month, and it falls to me to tell you how to get there. First, get in/on your vehicle of choice. Second, head to the address. Fourth, plead innocent to killing all those penguins I mean nuns. Crap, I’ve missed a step again.
In Other News: Square Enix is a Deadman, Battlefield 4 wants you to take a test drive and meet some brothers on other platforms today.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy listening to Geoff’s newfound sexy voice.
Frostbite Go Engine to make real games possible in the mobile sector says DICE
Brothers: A tale of two sons travels to Steam and PSN today.
Team Fortress 2 updates, list of changes inside
Square Enix unveils card-based zombie RPG, Deadman’s Cross
Battlefield 4 includes a vehicle test range
Inafune – Japanese games industry has gotten worse
Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare will be multiplayer only
E.Y.E developers in charge of making Space Hulk Death Wing
What’s on at The Movies
Guilty Pleasures – Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Kill or be killed in this new trailer for Man of Tai Chi
Hans Zimmer talks about possibly scoring Batman vs Superman
Mad Max Fury Road heads back to the wasteland for reshoots
Midweek Mouth-Off – From big screen to small screen
Scarlett Johansson is a freaky alien in this first teaser for Under the skin
Rumour: Benedict Cumbermatch could play a sith lord in Star Wars Episode VII