I’d type something funny here, but all of you are at rAge right now. Hey, so are we! Y U NO SAY HELLO?
In Other News: Assassin’s Creed celebrates heritage, the wolf will be among us soon, creative co-operation in an Oddworld and Konami is fixing the football.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I was too busy preparing to kill Geoff’s keyboard.
Assassin’s Creed celebrates its heritage in new collection
Battlefield Bad Company hasn’t been forgotten says DICE
The Wolf Among Us preorders opens, launches this month
Transistor to use the lesser known features of the Dual Shock 4
Naughty Dog abandoned a Jak and Daxter reboot
Konami working closely with Microsoft to fix PES 2014 on Xbox 360
GTA V pulls UK out of four years sales decline
Oddworld boss wants creative co-operation with players
What’s on at The Movies
The Rhino will be back for The Amazing Spider-Man 3
The Fast and the Furious 6 drives onto Blu Ray and DVD December 10
Movies out today – Daring racers and dead cops
Here’s some alphanumeric news on the Reboot reboot
We Review Rush – You don’t have to be a petrolhead to enjoy this excellent sport biopic
Everything is going to be torn apart in this new extended TV spot for Thor: The Dark World
Model: Nina Agdal