Today was fun. We ran the Star Wars theme so hard into the ground, that it poked its head through some ground in Australia. Still, it was the source of many great laughs all around, although Gavin may have gotten sick of all the puns.
Still, at least we managed to get him to drink some Sith Cola, which happens to be a darker side of Coke. Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Anyway, we also have a winner to announce for our contest, for that cool little hamper, and that person is:
Congrats man, we’ll be in touch shortly.
In Other News: The Expendables explode all over our faces, an unstoppable llama, Kim Kardashian totally loves Call of Duty and why wet T-shirts are the greatest advancement in gaming technology ever seen.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because we had just taken on an arrogant and disrespectful nerf-herder inside Spar, and we wished that we could have punched him.
This week on Lazygamer
Star Wars Kinect Review – This is not the awesome game that you’ve been looking for
The Evo Points download of the week 04/05/2012
Deja Review – Batman Arkham City
Flamebait Friday Debate – What’s your favourite Star Wars game?
Lazygamer TV – Five games that deserve, nay, need a sequel!
Pandora’s Tower Review – Is hope left inside?
I’ve just lost all enthusiasm for Little Big Planet Karting
Army Corps of Hell Review – Will you do the fandango?
Silent Hill Downpou Review – Who’ll stop the rain
Serious Sam 3 BFE Review – No cover, all man
What’s your most badass moment in gaming?
PS Vita isn’t a very strong product, claims Shigeru Miyamoto
Prepare yourself for Diablo 3, with this handy hero planner
WWE 13 Will have more commentators
Kim Kardashian tweets about Black Ops 2, gets eviscerated with disbelief
EA wants to know how you feel about Origin
Pagani is headed to Project Cars
The Xbox E3 Media briefing will be streamed on Xbox Live this year
Across the Networks
That’s it! Samuel L Jackson has had it, with these motherfing critics on this motherfing Twitter!
Scary Movie 5 is happening. The world weeps
“Feed me JGL!” Is Warner Bros planning a new reboot for the Little Shop of Horrors?
Sharlto Copley enters talks to be (in) Maleficent
Whose line is it anyway? Star Wars Edition
Discover Spider-Mans weakness in this new and amazing trailer
New movies releasing today – More bang and blood for your buck
The full trailer for the Expendables 2 has just exploded in your face
The latest Hot Toys figure will leave you wanting more Thor
The Pirate Bay gets a massive surge in traffic thanks to a UK ban
The bionic llama is faster, stronger and better at spitting
This might just be the Bluetooth controller that I have been searching for
Model: Kristina Leigh
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