ION, now 30 minutes later than usual today! You can blame Gears of War Judgment Jergement Juggermerts Judgement for that, and not me. Ya see, I actually wanted to post it sooner, but Geoff and Gavin said no. They wanted you to suffer, not me. I’m innocent, merely a patsy in the grand scheme that they concocted. I’ve also distracted you all long enough for them to cheese it. Toodles!
In Other News: Dragon’s Dogma drops some dark deets, Soul Sacrifice is a hit, ARMAGerd, who the hell is Yoshi, Jerry Bruckheimer kabooms his game studio, Citra is a freak and prepare to change your pants after seeing The Conjuring.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to find the schooner in that 3D picture.
Dragon’s Dogma Dark Arisen is full of rift crystals, new mechanics explained
Wii U must sell more, says Ubisfot CEO
Soul Sacrifice scores big with Famitsu
It’s the final curtain for Bruckheimer Games
Square Enix teasing a western release for Bravely Default
PSN undergoing maintenance today
Android rip-off dev did not know who Yoshi was
ARMA 3 arms itself with cover art and screens
What’s on at The Movies
Rumour – The Justice League movie is a go, Christopher Nolan and Zack Snyder signed on
The safest place is at Aaron Eckhart’s side in this trailer for Erased
Cleopatra hits Blu-Ray this May
Monday Box Office Report – Jack slays the competition
Somebody can see everything that you do in this trailer for Disconnect
Check out two new TV spots for GI Joe Retaliation
Holy clap, it’s the teaser trailer for James Wan’s The Conjuring
Model: Sabine Jemeljanova