Hello Friday, you sexy beast you. I’ve got a tradition on Fridays, and that involves celebrating a week of sugary treat celibacy by buying myself a Kit Kat and whipping my pants off. Sometimes, I forget to do that in that order, which explains the horrified looks on the faces of motorists as I scoot down to the corner café. Breezy!
In Other News: The Cole Train could be back baby, Shovel a butt mode, Killzone patches things up, your first look at Superman again and somebody at FOX news must be a big Bioshock Infinite fan.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy wondering if the word was either Grease or the Bird.
Hitman Go gets 15 new levels via a free update
New Destiny panorama images released
Someone at FOX news is either a huge Bioshock fan or a copycat
Killzone Shadow Fall patch 1.30 released
Whoo baby! Cole Train could return in Gears Of War on Xbox One
New Nintendo eShop releases – Guacamelee, Armillo
Cliff Blezinski’s new game will be revealed in four days
Shovel Knight cheat unlocks butt mode
What’s on at The Movies
We Review Stage Fright – Sings for its supper but forgets to dish up
Prepare for Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes with these three prequel short films
Clive Barker’s Nightbreed is headed to TV
Guillermo Del Toro talks Pacific Rim 2 – Spoilers and new blood
Movies Out Today – No big booms
You don’t need translation for this trailer for The Tribe
Zack Snyder talks Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice, reveals first pic of Henry Cavill in costume
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