In Other News – 04 April 2014

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Man, this week has gone quickly. We’ve reclaimed our local lady from her homeland, probably pissed off more government groups, handed out some prizes and made fun of…well someone who had it coming. Not a bad week at all.

In Other News: Smash Bros goes direct, A legend passes on, Transfomers Universe rolls out more bots and selling candy to babies.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy learning to swear like cricket players.

News

This is what it’s like to play as the Predator in the new Call of Duty DLC
Colourful musical pill shooter Intake pops to iPad in April
Some weird stuff just got greenlit on Steam
Scourge Outbreak infects Steam for PC and Mac
Trials Fusion update adds new tracks, lowers minimum requirements
Transformers Universe adds new bots
Smash Bros 4 Direct announced
Fire Pro Wrestling creator Masato Masuda dies at 48

Stuff

My dream space game is actually happening
Why Child of Light is more than just an artsy curio
MachineGames’ Wolfenstein: The New Order is as surprising as it is bombastic
Selling candy to babies

Videos

Divinity – Original sin beta trailer
Lords of Football – Launch trailer
Nether – Prey or Pray trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Get to know COnstantine a little better in these new details for the series
We Review Non-Stop – A turbulent, if entertaining thriller in the air
Disney’s Bob Iger talks Age of Ultron and Guardians of the Galaxy spin-offs
Robin Williams is The Angriest Man in Boorklyn in this first trailer
New Movies Out Today – Six different survival and sci-fi thrillers
We Review Noah 3D – An ambitious, brave and complex morality tale
There’s a lot to digest in these 16 new character images and new teaser trailer for The Expendables 3

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Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.
  • Lardus-Resident Perve

    Somebody had her tan lines photo shopped hehe. Not that I mind.

    • Rince

      Just her tan lines? Looks like she’s had more photoshop work than Avatar :P

      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        Having been on a beach recently with a few European ladies tanning topless, that is what stood out the most

        • Rince

          You LIE! *cries to self

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            It is true! The one was even doing Yoga poses while her friend took photos. Head stand and everything!! *On Phi Phi Island, Thailand

          • Rince

            LIES LIES! Why do this to me on a Friday! :(

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            Because I am an evil man who longs for those sites again! Maybe a trip to the “dance academy”….NO, I shall resits even though it is hard on me! I mean difficult

          • Rince

            HAHAHA! Nice one man, glad you enjoyed :) Now… PICTURES OR IT NEVER HAPPENED bwahahahahah ;)

          • HvR

            Dropping Google image search to go to the source…

          • Mossel

            *Makes note to go to Phi Phi Island

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            It is a great place and very cost effective! We stayed in one of the top rated hotels on the island, and it still worked out to less than 15K per person for a week, flights included. Spending 3 days in Cape Town costs 7K these days!!

          • Mossel

            Sweet! My sister is going to Thailand in about three weeks, will have to wait and hear what she says! But I’m also very keen!

        • Mossel

          LOL I’m pretty sure something else stood out as well!

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            As a regular visitor to “dance academies”, it takes a bit more than that :P

          • Mossel

            haha! But it’s different though when they aren’t paid to do it!

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            Different in that it is not polite to stare :P

          • Mossel

            hehe. One word: sunglasses.

    • VampyreSquirrel

      She’s a Playboy Cybergirl!

      Now we know where Darryn’s been getting some of his IONS

  • VampyreSquirrel

    Looks like she was shopped onto the background

  • Kensei Seraph

    Forgot to say this earlier so I’ll say it here and now, Welcome back Zoe.

    • Rince

      Suck up *RUNS

      • Kensei Seraph

        *Watches as Karma clothelines Rince*
        *walks up to Rince and proceeds to kick him in the ribs a few times*
        Sorry I didn’t hear what you said, could you please repeat it?

  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    SWEET MERCY BATTLEFIELD 4 EASTER EGG!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-WladmrdNQ

    • HvR

      If it was CoD it would swim away from the players

    • Kensei Seraph

      That’s a pretty awesome Easter Egg.

    • Admiral Chief Railjack

      O_O

  • LucioALingo

    damn she looks good. http://qr.net/sgp9

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